Monday, April 28, 2008
The Movie
Hey homosapeins of the 3rd planet from the Sun. Its about time i wrote stuff...
Workin in Giordano now... The one in NYP that is... Its been fun. I'd rather workin there than hitting the books... Its been so long since I've done a Tutorial (not that i did do my tuts last time, BUT THATS NOT THE POINT) anyways I intend to keep it that way... Other than the short bitch who chews our ass off about every little small thing, Giordano's nice... Inactive, Kinda lame and Ugly shirts but, fun... Okay enough bout my job... Lets see... My mom came back to Singapore at Sat... She bought 19dvds for like 5000rp each which convert to sing dollars its about 83cents each... She asked the secretary to buy 5 packets of instant noodles for each different flavour and ended up bringing back about 100 noodles lol... Saturday night, some GENIUS (points at dad*) decided to watch "THE FORRBIDDEN KINGDOM" at 1130 in amk hub... Even after i said... DON'T WATCH IT... STUPID STORY LINE AND LAME EFFECTS!!! Nope.... Didn't listen... So we watched it... On the way out we saw my neighbour so my dad went to talk to him for awhile... He said we're gonna watch a movie... And my neighbour asked which film yea? THEN.... BEING THE IDIOT HE IS... My dad replied " Kungfu King".... WTF IS A KUNG FU KING!?!?! THERE NEVER HAS BEEN ANY MOVIE BY THAT TITLE AND I DON'T KNOW WTH HE GOT THAT NAME FROM.... Anyways... When we went there, we met DEAR KENNY LAM... My mom joked with him sayin he should give the M&Ms free and that confused kenny... The counter went into a state of havoc and chaos until kenny realised it was a joke... He then gave us free wedges lol... THATS RIGHT KENNY'S MANAGER IF YOU'RE READING THIS... KENNY LAM ZHONG HAN FROM SP, GIVES FREE STUFF TO CUSTOMERS... Okay.... Moving on... I've told my mom many times... Don't confuse Kenny but will she listen... nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo... The movie ended up being a waste of time and cash even though was Jet and Jackie my two good friends acting... It kinda sucks... 6.1 out of 10... So I was thinkin... If I'd ever make a movie... What would the story line be... And a story came to mind... It'll be titled "Family Of Homos" It'd be about this boy... Who has a sister and 2 moms... After giving birth to the boy, his mom turned out to be a lesbian and divorced his dad... The sister is also gay with tons of girlfriends... And apparently the boy is gay too... Then one day... He realised he is actually in love with this girl... He doesn't know how to break it to his parents cause they'd be disappointed at him for being straight... And just to make it better... His sister would also fall in love with that same girl so yea... It'll no doubt be a very ****ed up family with a bro and a sis fightin for the same chick... Okay here comes the movie trailer...*movie voice* ONE FAMILY... TWO MOMS... TWO SIBLINGS... FOUR HOMOSEXUALS... THIS SUMMER... GAY BOY REALISES HE IS NOT SO GAY AFTER ALL... *shows the close up of the boy* "Mom, and mom... I... I... I think i'm straight."... *shows close up of moms* "WHAT!??!?! Where did I raise you wrong to be so straight?"... THIS SUMMER... THERE IS NOTHING LIKE..... A FAMILY OF HOMOS... COMING SOON June 2025... I'm goin off now... Cya guys soon and pls don't support piracy watch my movie in the cinemas.... I'm out....
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 9:38 PM
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