Sunday, April 29, 2007
28/3/07 (Sat)
Today, I was supposed to go for LEGOLAS LESSONS in the mornin like at 8... So i must wake up at 7... Well yesterday i slept at around 3 or 4... So i woke up this mornin at was all like... gggrrrooooaaannn* AH SCREW THE LEGOLAS LESSONS... Yea i ended up goin to the dentist to fix my retainers... Afta that, I went to sentosa with my nyp classmates... I went swimmin then volleyball then some new game A.L. taught us, its called RED INDIAN haha... Weird game... Oh yea and Nad n I got to sit on that sky line and luge thingy... FUN... Anyway, had fun today... Til next time BYE
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
25/4/07 (wed) DOOMSDAY
Well, just as I expected... I CAN'T DO IT!!!!! ARGH!!! I'M SUCH A WUSS... I mean she is just a girl... Nevermind... Today onwards... I SHALL JUST WAIT TILL THE FEELING GOES... Oh man... I've been wanting this to go like long ago... I really hope it'll end... Now, I feel like she is so cold to me... Sigh... NEVERMIND I GOT NEW FRIENDS NOW!!!! Really good ones like, Nad, T.K., Ambrose... Oh yea, in case u guys dunno 2day WAS EUGENES BIRTHDAY!!!! Today i also had my Drama auditions... Yea I was supposed to b sad cause my uncle died... But i thought of my dad dien instead then i almost laughed and smiled... ALMOST SCREWED IT UP... Yea but i still got accepted lol... I have a feeling it was biased... Cause in da form I was supposed to rigt my favourite actor n of course... I wrote Johnny Depp... Apparantly, I think the president of dramaalso loves him so.. yea... Now its 28/4/07 (sat) I'm writin this at 1:52 A.M. TML I GOT LEGOLAS LESSONS!!! MUAHAHAHA Yea I guess I betta go...
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
24/4/07 (Tuesday)
Today, TUESDAY!!!! We played basketball with the guys and pearleen n gladys IN THE RAIN!!! Yea in afta that, in the tutorial it was FREEZINGGGGGGGGGG... Actually, the truth is that, today's post is not about today... Its about tomorro... Well tomorrow, I've planned to confess to someone something i've been wanting to say for a VERY VERY LONG TIME... Have to say, i'm SUPERULTRADUPERMEGAEXTRA NERVOUS RIGHT NOW... What am I gonna say? How will she react? Would it even happen? Well we'll see... WISH ME GOOD LUCK... OH YEA NOW THAT ITS AFTA TWELVE... HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENE!!! BEST OF WISHES DUDE... CYA SOON YEA? Goodnight...
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Well Here Are Some Funny Blobbers That Happened To My Dad
Okay... Here are some blobbers which happened to my dad... (blobbers=Unplanned funny stuff)... K there was one time when my dad n my sis n me were sittin at the sofa yea? He was scoldin us about something I can't remember what but yea he was scoldin and beatin us... Then he said YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TO ME?? YOU GUYS ARE JUST LIKE LITTLE SHITS YOU KNOW THAT?!?!... Well although he was screamin his lungs out I was on the verge of laughin cause when he said that, in came a fly and it was flyin around his head HAHA... I was thinkin "if I am a little shit then he must be the BIG shit" so yea the fly was like above his head flyin around haha that was some moment... Blobbers NUMBA DUA!!!! At this time he felt that we were to old to beat so he decided to take it out on my dogs instead... Yea ass ain't he... Well one time he decided that he was gonna beat the bogs for no reason... So he was like chasing them then be4 he reached them he slipped on some dog shit and fell HAHA... Stupid clumsy ass... Yea he fell down on his ass, REDEMPTION HAS CAME IN THE FORM OF DOG POOP!!!! Well now my dogs are smart... Well only one of em... She would sneak into the house and steal like one of his shoes and nibble on it all day haha... I LOVE HER!!! I gtg now... Remember, IF YAN CAN COOK SO CAN YOU, JAI JIAN
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23/4/07 (Monday)
Well was sorta my first "class outing" well it was only with A L, Zhi mian, T K, Oriyana, Anna, Iqah, Jia li... We went to marina to bowl... Well the guys and Oriyana at least... The other three girls went singing at K box... Well i don'y usually like to boast but haha... Guess who won? Well actually A L... Now I'm home nice and full after a shower... Scaring myself by watchin " The Excorsism Of Emily Rose"... For the whole movie my hair was standin... Some were tired so they sat down, but in the end my hairs were mostly standing... Well today some guy spoiled my day by tellin me there was tutorial work... I don't like to point fingers but (JASON coff coff*) Well i'll write again tml mayb... CYA
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Sunday, April 22, 2007
ADDITIONS TO THE ASSHOLENESS OF THAT GUY...
Yea here are somemore things about that guy... How could I forget this, cause this was very serious... Well one time... My sis has a bf yea? Well they would sms each other bf and gf stuff... Well bein the genius that my dad is... He calls me down for a private talk about my sis and her bf... How does he know about them? Well apparently, this assface has been goin to singtel to read every single message they ever typed to each other... If you think thats bad enough? It gets worse... He actually sent a private eye to spy on my sis's bf like check his bio and stuff... He even found out things like her bf askin his teacher for advice about relationships... After everything he told me... He actually expected me not to tell my sis... Of course, on that same night, i told her... That was one of the saddest times i've ever seen my sis in... Trust me he is not gettin away with it... Okay next thingy about him... He likes to praise himself which I happen to find VERY IRRITATING... Like my chinese name... The first word means "god" or "king" the second word means "son of" So who do ya think he is actually praisin me or him? He has always been sayin when he was young there were LOTS of girls chasin him and stuff like that... He just so happened to forgot to mention when he was young he had lots of money... Unlike me, he doesn't admit things about himslef... For example, I'm not scared to call myself names like "FUCKER" or "THE SUCKIEST GUY WHO EVER LIVED" why? Because I believe in this phrase which says "LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON"... This guy also has the bloody guts to WATCH OR READ PORN INFRONT OF MY MOM which i happen to find VERY VERY DISRESPECTFUL... ARGH... I'll stop now before i smash my com... Another time then... Sry but i just remembered something... You see now that my sis and I are quite old alrd... He decided that he can't hit us anymore.. So.... He started punishin the dogs for the things we done... Bloody ass...
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Friend J (Jing)
THIS GUY IS A GOLDFISH MUAHAHA.... He kinda looks like one, actually his specs makes him look like one... His name even sounds like one haha... Really kind, will share stuff with ya... Has friends with VERY WEIRD NAMES (Examples: Duck, Hard Butt Guy,Yong Tau foo AND LAST AND MOST WEIRDEST, Dick... I mean wad kind of a name is Dick... Wait... Er nvm...) Has a mom who doesn't understand english at all... Yea that about sums things up... OH YEA RECENTLY I SAW HIM!!!! Like 5 hours ago lol... HE HAS A BEATLES HAIR STYLE NOW HAHA... 8.7
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Friend I (Ben)
Hey sry for this late addition... But Ben here is so far honestly one of my oldest best friends that I eva have... Was in the choir, in fact he is our PRESIDENT OF CHOIR... Likes to make VERY lame jokes that mostly only he understand... Great friend, will return things that he owe you, even if you forget... (for ppl like me, I always forget who owes me what...) Has been in love with this same chick for quite sometime alrd... Haha birds of the same feather flock together... Really skinny but have been buildin up muscles lately... Loves to sing horribly, well, not on purpose though... Yea thats about it... Be4 meetin sam n me? 4.5 NOW 9.1
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
21/4/07 (Saturday)
Today i had to go to N.Y.P... Well it was sorta for like this briefing for drama club... Yup, Dicki is joinin drama... I went with one other classmate of mine by the name of Iqah... We had to play a couple of games... There's a game where we were supposed to act as any guy yea? Like any character you want... Well there was a guy actin as Austin Powers lol... Kinda weird one though... I was Captain Jack Sparrow haha... It was kinda fun... BUT I JUST REALISED THAT THERE ARE NO CHINESE IN DRAMA CLUB... (As in the seniors) Well I betta sleep now... DDDDDIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIII out............
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10th Of April
This day is a day to remember.. I wanna send a special dedication to DARREN...CONGRATS!!! This guy who used to be DAMN shy amongst girls... HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND ON THIS DAY!!! Ha ha A TOAST TO DARREN AND MICHELLE!!!!! Ha ha wish ya guys luck in the future...
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Friday, April 20, 2007
THE GUY A HATE THE MOST... The fuckin male i call "dad"...
This guy here... ARGH HATE HIM SO MUCH... Ok if i tell you guys all the bad things he has ever done... I would die of old age... Ok here are somethings, just a small bit of his EVILNESS... Well when my sis n I were young... He beats us up for like stupid reasons... Always threathens to break ur arms or something... AH HA HE DIDN'T THATS Y I CAN TYPE THIS BLOG MUAHAHAHAHA... (ok... my maid tonight definitely put extra sugar into my tea...) Sry, change of mood... K I've put on my serious face GRRRR... There was 1 time I remember, I had a nightmare yea? So he told me to sing o lang sigh*... its a song... Well i don't know how to sing it so well he got pissed... Then bein an asshole that he is he asked my sis to teach me... WELL she didn't know how to sing.. so that night we got beat up while learnin how to sing that song... There were other times also when my sis n I were quarrellin yea? Well he says "SINCE YOU TWO LIKE TO FIGHT WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE KNIFES AND STAB EACH OTHER..." heh so much for bein a father... Now the one thing that makes me know I'll NEVER BE SAD WHEN HE DIES... Well some of you may know now that i came t singapore when i was er primary 3 yea? Well in all these years when we are Singapore... He secretly has these second wives... LIKE 3 OF EM!!!! Actually when my mom found out it was just this jap 1.. Then my mom found out... So she told him 2 stop seein her... So he said ok.... Well after that, 1 month later... She found another girl in his hand phone... so she asked him is it the jap girl again.. HE SAID NO!!! CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY SUCH THINGS... Shortly after that... he said this 1 is from CHINA... ARGH!!!! BLOODY ASS BREAK MY MOM'S HEART!!!!! Then my mom asked him to change... The he said he would never change ad that MY MOM SHOULD CHANGE.. THEN HE GOT ANGRY... This guy thinks he is a king of something... Oh yea.. THERE IS ONE TIME I WILL NEVA FORGET... There was one time only my sis and I n that guy in the car yea? He turns around and said to us... "Actually I would have divorced your mom.. Its just that your mom is too old and not that pretty to find anyone else to take care of her in the future.. But for me... I'm still young and handsome... I can easily find another wife..." ASSHOLE MAN ASSHOLE.. Well these are just a couple of things... I'll write down more if i got nothing to do...
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 11:12 PM
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Thursday, April 19, 2007
16th apr 2007...
This is 1 day i'll never 4get... it was the first day of school in SUCH A LONG TIME.... The night be4 i was askin advice from my sis, on how i should go about 2 tell the girl i like how i feel about her(finally)... The next mornin... Which is 16th... I had all these advice and insturctions in my head, I was si confident... But slowly as hours passed... my confidence drained... So while between classes, i try 2 remember the stuff my sis told me yea? so i was thinkin thinkin n thinkin, then i met her a the stair way... I almost tripped lol luckily she didn't see me fall (well almost...) Oh man thats when suddenly... i got so freakin scared... After school, i met her n Miao, Yea it wasn't successful... I need 2 build up more confidence next time... well i gtg alrd... until next time... TULA (theme song for ART ATTACK starts to play)*
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 12:14 AM
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The Happiest Days Of Me Life
Days be4 O lvls we(as in the girl i like n me) used 2 talk on the phone at night for easily 2 3 hours... I had the most enjoyable nights days be4 O LVLS... weird but i think thats y i improved lol... The really stupid thing was that everytime afta i hang up... i'll slowly walk 2 my room while havin these spasms of JOY... u know like walk calmly then suddenly jump n smile... then continue walkin like nothing happened... haha it was kinda retarded...sigh i'd give anything for another night like that...
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 11:41 PM
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Monday, April 16, 2007
One Of The Main Reasons For The Makin Of This Blog...
The Girl Of My Dreams...
Its hard to even start describin her... She is just this awesome girl with a really incredible personality... I liked her since the start of sec 2... The weird part was that the day before i liked her i didn't even feel a thing at all... Then the next day, the moment i met her it was like WOAH... I had no idea where it came from... My heart was beatin sooo dam bloody fast... The way i feel for her is like... It doesn't matter wad it takes for her to b happy as long as she is, I am... Even if it means takin me out of the picture... In class, whenever a teacher or anyone tells us a joke i would turn to look if she finds it funny, this way I would know how to make her laugh... But recently I realised, i've been lyin to myself... The only reason why I turned around was so that I could maybe just maybe get to catch just a glimse or her smile... I love the way she sings, the way she found out that she just has been insulted, the way she tells ppl how bad or good her day was... I love it when she gets caught in the rain, not in the dirty way... I mean whenever we cross the road or something n she gets caught in the rain... She would like laugh n run for shelter at the same time... She would like b so happy and its not very often I see her like that, I love it the way she is so happy... If you guys didn't know, its really hard for someone like me to like someone like her cause she is just all that... I try to lie to myself that i don't like her in A SHIT LOT OF WAYS... Like every night i do push-ups and sit-ups tellin myself that this way i won't have it hard when i go to ns but i think u guys should know the why i do it... Also another example, I told myself the only reason I bought drums was cause my sis and i were very eager to learn how to play drums but the truth is i just wanna really impress her... Also, I'd tell myself I wanna watch these movies cause they are really interestin or it looks good... But the truth is, this way i could have a chance to ask her out and watch the movie together if not, at least have something to talk about... Well in the end, i'm just this guy who hopes to one day gain enough courage to tell her or at least show her how i feel... For those ppl who knows who this girl is PLS PLS DUN SHOW HER THIS BLOG... THX
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Friend H (Double C)
This hyper active girl happens to b another one of my bestest friends... LOVES TO USE THE "F" WORD... Espesially when it comes to scoldin ppl... Likes to dance... Has quite a couple of asses always on her case... Really nice to ppl... "Banana Phone" cheers her up whenever she is sad... She is also sporty... 8.7 no wait... Maybe a 8.9... Noo I think a 9.4 YEA 9.4 FITS...
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend G (Livia)
This beautiful girl happens to b my best female friend... She really cares alot about her looks... Loves takin photos but usually it takes about 4 or 5 times for her before she actually likes it... Very good friend... Can be very sweet at times... Wants to learn how to play the guitar and... HAS A VERY VERY NICE VOICE... She can sing real well... Loves CHANNING TATUM, and Chirstina Aguilera... 8.6
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend F (Princess)
This is one girl whose name means princess so well... That sorta becomes her name... She is definitely of the best people to insult EVER... Her reactions? CLASSIC... When you insult her it would take er... mayb about 9, 10 minutes for her to realise she got insulted... Kinda pretty... Has a very nice smile... Likes to take photos of herself with someonelse's phone... Very gullible... She'll fall for anything you say even if you said it before like 2 minutes ago... SUPER INNOCENT so 6.8 BUT THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME SHE SHOT UP TO 9.6 HAHA DUN ASK WAD SHE SAID... You'll never believe me...
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend E (CHOONG)
This dude... Is dam shy amongst girls... Well at least used to... He is VERY VERY INNOCENT... Start tellin him a dirty joke and he'll laugh so long even if he has no idea wad it means... He was traumatized by me and my friend so bad i think he was close to bein autistic... Loves to study... Freakin smart... Is in love with his friend... He is dam fun to insult... Likes to play guitar... LOL this guy is very interestin... Be4 he met me I'll give him a 3 but now? I'll give him a 8.6
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend D (Gene)
Well really funny guy... The future David Blaine of singapore and I'm his camera man... Loves performin magic... Has a very different taste in girls from me... IS SLOW... Sry Gene but U ARE SLOW... So you tell him a joke yea? At first nothing happens then for like 3 or 4 minutes later he will suddenly laugh n slap your stomach (onli if you r a guy) N will also say "ASS" while slappin you... Hates green tea... Very fun to hang out with... VERYSUPERDUPEREXTRAMEGA EASY TO TRICK... VERY GULLIBLE... Has a really good heart... (Most of the times) coff coff* 9.4
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend C (G)
THIS GUY CAN BLIND YOU WITH A SINGLE SMILE LITERALLY (i'm sry if i got the spellin wrong)... Why is he a weird ass friend? CAUSE HE IS G.... Can't stop talkin bout DOTA, loves mahjong n other gambling games... Other than that he has a good heart, HONESTLY I'M NOT LYIN twitches*... Spends alot of money on the girl he likes... He is the onli one who understands his own jokes... And pretty much fun 2 mess with... The only time when you can tell he is really angry is when he says other bad words other than KAO PEI... 9.3
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend B (Bern)
A really muscular guy WHO CAN BOUNCE HIS MAN BOOBS... Why does he qualify as one of my weird ass friends? Well when he sees a cute little tiny butterfly he would RUN SO FAR AWAY while screamin like a little girl... VERY VERY GOOD FRIEND... Funny in a pervert kind of way... Hates 2 wait 4 late comers... Really straight forward, LOVES TO INSULT STRANGERS WHO HAPPENS TO B AROUND HIM (let me tell ya 1 day he is gonna b beaten up)... Eats anything you give him... Has a wide smile... Laughs in a real funny way... Is a very good company when lonely... ( NOT IN A GAY SENSE)... Has a very scary TRADE MARK FINISHER... HAS THIS FAVOURITE THREE LETTERS THEY ARE.... ILA!!!!! Ok he is a 9.7... But in his own bernardish style of perverticness he is a 78314947 OUT OF TEN!!!!!
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Friend A (Ah Miao) ALL OF FRIENDS NAMES ARE NOT REAL FOR SECURITY REASONS
Well this guy is easily 1 of my best weird ass friends... Always there when you need him, acts like a cat n loves 2 words... (WANKS AND SEX)... Likes 2 eat and sleep alot... Always late... Looks like a skinny chinese version of austin powers... AND LOVES HIS LAPTOP... Lets see wad else... Oh yea is very close 2 almost all the girls who knows him... Touches ppls er... parts ARGH!!!! A DEFINITE 9.9!!!! HAHA
Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 7:40 PM
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Dude Who Updates This
Dicki Goh, an innocent boy who always does his homework and never plays games.
Always tells the truth... Never jokes around... A very very serious man indeed... Now turn all those to opposites and you'll have ME
Speak Quickly Or Your Words Will Fall Into Deaf Ears
Connections... Connections...
|Apple Pie|
|Bern with out r|
|Bern The S.O.B.(Scared Of Butterfly)|
|Choongy Boyyyyy)|
|Colin|
|Erin Azrh|
|Fang Lang|
|G Cheng|
|Greg Lord Of Jiao Chun|
|Ida The Fruit Lova|
|Jase|
|LAM NE NE|
|MEOWOOF!!!! huh?|
|The Momoders|
|Nat Lee The Coconut Tree|
|Pei Shi The Ninja Turtle!|
|Poh Fong|
|Round Full (Yuen Mun)|
|Scissor Bratha From Anatha Matha M.J.|
|Thompysaures Rex|
|Thomscissors|
|Yan Rong The Melting Salt|
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