This Is The Story Of A Dick

Sunday, October 28, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This dude... I don't even know how i got to know him... NEVER in the same class or any other shit like that but now... He is one of the Goodest friends I can ever ask for. His tight ass and his kind eyes... eh sry if it starts to turn to Brokeback Blog... Anyway what i really want you to know thomp... If I had a son i would love to have him like you... eh except less gay n stuff but other than that...:) heh heh night guys

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The FINAL ENDING.... Maybe..........
A couple of ppl have been askin me... WHAT ABOUT DROGBASHEILA... Well let me tell you her story this time...
Drogbasheila is the younger sis of Dani. Although they are not twins, they were born on the same year. You see Dani's birthday falls on Jan the 3rd while Drogbasheila's birthday is on the 11th of Dec. Mr. and Mrs. Jean thought that it'll be nice if the two siblings attended school together. Drogbasheila, like her elder sis loves to play soccer. They are both on the school soccer team. Unfortunately, Drogbasheila one day met her match. In came a new player by the name of Rooneylia Eliantos. She is a mexican student who just got transferred into their school. Rooneylia had proven to the coach that her skills are superior over Drogbasheila's.
"I'm sorry but its for the best of the team. Drogbasheila, I'm going to have to replace you with Rooneylia." said the coach.
"NO NO NO I PLAY I PLAY! Coach you have to know, soccer is my life. Without it, I don't even know who I am." objected Drogbasheila. But it was to no avail. The coach still had her replaced. Drogbasheila then asked her sister Dani to leave the team too. It was away to tell the coach what a bad mistake he was making. Dani didn't want to leave as she loves soccer too. She didn't want to quit soccer just because of her sister's selfishness.
"Look, just because you got denied of soccer doesn't mean I should get denied of it too. If you ever want to play again you're just gonna have to improve yourself." Dani told Drogbasheila.
From then on, Drogbasheila always wanted to get revenge on Dani. Being unaware of how selfish she is, she swore to humiliate Dani one day. That event led her to write the letter John recieved about being her date in prom. Drogbasheila knew Dani liked John. So, she pretended to like John also and asked him out to prom just to spike Dani. This is how the fued started between these two sisters.

PROM NIGHT....

Drake had actually planned to go to prom together with John. But since John now has a date, Drake went alone. Drake quickly found a seat and settled down. Minutes after he arrived, in came Dani with her new look.
She had let down her hair and made it curl. She was wearing a red halter neck dress with bare back. Her eyes sparkled and her face glowed.
"OH MY GOSH, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS." Drake thought to himself. He straight away stood up, amazed at how different she looks. When she walked into the room, she made every guy in the prom turn their head. Some off her classmates didn't even recognise her, because of the huge difference. Dani then saw Drake and headed towards his direction.
"Hey Drake, how do I look? Do I look ok? Where's John? Is he even here yet? Oh gosh I am so damn nervous."
"DANI! GOSH. You... You look... Abosolutely amazingly beautiful." replied Drake.
"You think? Thanks. Do you think John will like this dress?" questioned Dani.
"Like it? HE'LL LOVE IT. I mean, you made every guy in the room want to know your name AND you probably made Mr.Ihavelotsofpimples faint just by looking at you."
"Hahaha, well you don't look too bad yourself." Drake blushed upon hearing Dani's words. The two then sat down and chat while waiting for John. After 15 minutes, John walked in with Drogbasheila's hand in his. They then saw Drake and Dani and went over to say hi. John talked to them for awhile then left to find Drogbasheila. The whole night, Dani tried to talk to John but Drogbasheila never left him alone. She was with him the whole time, not even giving Dani a chance to say hi.
"He didn't even notice me or even mentioned anything about my dress. I thought you said he'd love it? You lied Drake. YOU LIED!"
"Look, Dani I'm sorry. I mean John is... He has high standards and......." Dani stood up and left before Drake could complete his sentence. Dani walked away wiping the her tears rolling down her cheeks. She found a seat on the other side of the hall and sat alone. She then took out her I pod and started listening to it. No doubt, she was listening to I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith.
"Shit... What the hell did I just do?" Drake asked himself. He tilted his head down and saw two feet infront of him. He looked up, it was Throm. Throm sat down beside Drake and said
"Hey dude, why so low? Bro? You know, you should just go over to Dani and confess your feelings for her."
"What the hell? How did you... Who told you that?" asked Drake.
"No one, I guessed it out. Look, Dani is sitting right there alone sad and horribly disappointed. This is probably the best chance for you to actually express your feelings. I promise you, nothing will go wrong." adviced Throm.
"You know what? I think I'm gonna do it. In fact,I'm gonna do it right now..." Drake thanked Throm for his advice and stood up.

WHAT DOES DRAKE HAVE IN MIND?! WILL HE WIN THE HEART OF DANI? OR WILL HE FAIL? FIND OUT ON THE SEASON FINALE OF... DRAKE'S STORY... heh heh i promise you... No more changes... The next time i blog, it'll be the end of the story...

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Ending......
Drake's heart starts to pound harder n harder as he gets closer to the school. He didn't really bother about what his results will be like. He just wanted to know the school they had posted him to. All he wanted was to be in the same school with Dani. He paused for awhile and thought to himself, what if he failed and had to retake the exams. Then, all the worst case scenarios ran through his mind and he panicked. He turned around, too scared and nervous to take his results. When he was reaching the exit of his school.
"Hey Drakey boy, where ya goin? The hall is this way." said Throm Nresiuh. He is one of Drake's good friends. He came from german and is probably the best guy you can get advice from. He is 20 this year because the educational system in Singapore and German is different. So, being 20 makes him the eldest and the wisest student in school.
He dragged Drake to the hall where John and Dani had already reached and are wating to recieve their results.
"Drake! Throm! Over here, we saved you guys a spot." said Dani.
They waited until the teacher called out their name to go infront n recieve their results.
"Dani Jean." Shouted Mr.Iamatoughmansodonotmesswithme their level master.
"Wish me good luck guys." Dani stood up and collected her results.
One by one they were all called out.
"Guys what school did you get posted to? I'm got Wangless Poly not bad eh?" said John.
"AWESOME me too. How bout you Drake?" asked Dani as she trys to take a peek at Drake's results.
Drake stared at the piece of paper that would decide which school we will be in for the next three years. He didn't dare open it to look at the result.
"Well? Hurry up, we ain't got all day you know. Here let me do it." Dani snatched the paper from his hands and tore it open. Being Drake's paper, Dani thought Drake should see the results first. So, she flashed the paper infront of him as Drake mumbled out the name of his school.
"Wangful Poly." Drake uttered.
"What?" John took the paper and looked at it. There it wrote
School To Go To Next Year: Wangful Polythecnic. Three of them were all saddened. Especially Drake, he was totally demoralised. He took back his piece of paper and kept it. He called his mom and told her his results.
"Why thats wonderful Drake. Keep up the good work." said Drake's mom.
"Yea, right. I'll see ya later. Bye." Drake hung up.
THE END....
Just kidding...
Due to a request I shall extend the BIG ending til next time... Cya...

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The second last part of this epic story is about to be revealed... Just read on....
The next day in school. It wasn't just any school day, it was graduation. The day some might look forward to or might dread. Graduation day is like no other. It's the day best friends might go their seperate ways officially. It's the day where friends will turn back to acquaintances. It's the day students officially part with the school.
The day began with all the students sitting in the hall to watch some performances. The whole school was there packed into a hall. John, Drake and Dani peeks out of the curtain only to find a large crowd of students waiting for the prefromance to start. The crowd started getting restless due to the stuffyness in the hall, they started to make noise and talk amongst themselves.
"Silence please, silence. The first event is about to begin. Class 4.S.Oll will now perform the song 'Queen of my heart' by Westlife." anounced Mr.Wanttowearhatcauseiambald, their principal.
The sound of the applause made Drake's legs tremble. Dani and John assured him that he won't be in the spot light so there is nothing to worry about. Having said that, Drake tried to relax.
The curtains were then drawn, leaving their class in the middle of the stage. Drake then started to sweat, his heart beating faster than ever, his eyes started to blur and before you know it. "THUD!" Drake fainted.
Ever since young Drake has a phobia of being on stage. But he wasn't always like that. In primary school he would show case his talented voice in close to every event until one day something happened.
In primary 4, he was asked to sing a song on National day celebration. He agreed to do so as he likes singing infront of an audience. He walked up the stage and positioned himself. Suddenly, Goberchov Pantatface, one of his rivals, sneaked up behind him and pulled down his pants infront of everyone. Everyone started laughing at Drake. He was so embarressed that never did he dare go on stage again.
When Drake woke up, he found himself on the sofa in the general office with Dani and John beside him.
"What happened? Where Am I?"Asked Drake.
"You are in the general office you pantat. Right before we started performing you fainted and we had to carry you here." said Dani as she smiles at him.
Drake then sat up and asked John how long he has been out for.
"About 30 minutes, that was quite a nasty fall you took back there. Luckily you didn't fall head first, or else..."Dani nudged John asking him to stop what he was about to say.
As the day ends, people started crying and hugging each other as if they will never meet again. Students say good-bye to their favourite teachers as they leave the premises of the school. John had to head home for dinner. Drake and Dani decided to go shopping for their prom stuff. They went shopping in town where the clothes are just what they are looking for. Drake, not having a very good fashion sense heeded advice from Dani. She then went around looking for the right attire that would suit Drake. Finally after 4 hours of shopping, they got what they needed for prom.
Realising how late it was, Drake insisted on sending Dani home. After that, Drake went straight to bed thinking about the results they will get and the school they are posted to.
THE DAY OF RESULTS AND THE DAY THEY KNOW WHICH SCHOOL THEY GET POSTED TO..... FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON THE LAST PART OF THIS STORY.... cya...

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Well time to continue....
"What the hell? You mean you are not D.J.?"
Drake immediately grabbed Dani's hand and ran towards the school fountain. They then picked a spot behind a tree and squatted there. Through the thick branches, they could see the girl who was talking to John. It was Drogbasheila Jean, Dani's sister. Dani couldn't believe her eyes, "Drogbasheila? My own sister?! She knows I like John but yet she still asks him out? I can't believe this." Dani exclaimed as she stormed away from the tree.
Drake turned around and caught up to her.
"Hey hey hey, look just because she asked him out doesn't mean he would accept the invitation. Listen, we'll ask him after our break ok?"
"John! Over here." Hearing Drake, John sat down in between Drake and Dani.
" So who was it?" Drake asked pretending not to know.
"You guys would never believe it, its Drogbashelia! Oh man she is so hot."
"No way! So what did you say?"
"Yea, of course. Haha I guess you guys are going to the prom without me."
Dani was devestated. She stood up and walked out of class.
"Okay, what just happened? Did I say anything wrong?" John did not know wad happened and was very confused.
At night, with no surprise, Dani called Drake for advice. Through the phone, he could hear the song, "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith. She always plays the song over and over again whenever she is sad. Drake, then told her to just confess her love to him on prom. He told her what she could say and she could do. She was unsure at first but with a little more persuation, she would do it.
The next day, their form teacher, Ms Wouldeatbutscaredofoverweight anounced that the class would be performing on graduation day and that it was compulsory to participate. She suggested that the whole class sing a song.
"NO NO NO please. I have a phobia of being on stage, honestly I'd probably faint or worse, pee in my pants." Replied Drake.
Ms Wouldeatbutscaredofoverweight strongly encouraged Drake to at least stand on the far end of the stage so that his other classmates would block him. Drake agreed. And so the song "Queen if my heart" by Westlife was chosen. John would be the main vocalist as he could sing pretty well.
The day of graduation.......
TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Eh with a little change to the story since last time...
Ok lets start over about the day of prom thingy....
Now its the next day of school and not prom...
Being an everyday activity, Drake and John would meet up at the school bus stop before entering the school. They started this practice in Secondary One when they first realised they got posted into the same class.
"Ooooooo" the whole class started qooing as the two boys walk into class. They were closely watching John's expression as he notices the little evelope on his table. It was a white envelope with a picture of a big pink heart in the middle. John's face started blushing which resulted in the class bursting out in laughter. The class then settled down when the teacher came into class. After reading the letter, John passed the note to Drake. It said
Dear John,
I would like you to be my prom date this year. If you accept me to be my date, pls meet me at the school fountain during our break.
Yours sincerely,
D.J.
"Great thinking Dani, he loves a woman of mystery." Drake thought to himself. Knowing that he was supposed to help Dani, he adviced John to go meet her at the fountain.
"RING" it was recess, Drake pushed John to the direction of the fountain as he headed for the canteen. He then joined his classmates as they discussed about Dani and her letter.
"I guess Dani finally got enough courage to ask John out eh? hahaha" commented Scott Publing our class president.
Who else would have the same initials, D.J. Dani Jean. Drake then took out his wallet and queued up for food. Un aware of his surroundings, Dani suddenly crept up behind him and,
"HEY! Where's that pantat John? I just finished arranging the prom schedule."
"Huh? Wait. Aren't you supposed to meet him at the fountain?"
"What in the world are you talking about?" replied Dani in the most confused manner.
"What the hell? You mean you are not D.J.?"

TO BE CONTINUED.... I'm kinda out of battery.... heh heh sry if this one is short....

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eh i dun wan update now cause got ass face beside me.... he dam pantat... n lame... n he is scratching his ass infront of me... n he lifted up finger to smell it... nothing to say.... now 4 so i don't think i'll be continueing my story...

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Friday, October 19, 2007

I've decided to write a lil story on this blog... part by part... sooo here it is...

Chapter 1
It was close to the end of the end-of-year exams. Drake, John and Dani, studying together like the best friends they are, are in the school library revising on their maths . Drake Grealoin, the funny guy, John Malone, the hot stud and Dani Jean, the sporty chick. Three of them knew each other in kindergarden and through a series of unusual luck, they have always been in the same class since.

Drake lifted his head up to think of a solution. By doing so, he took a quick glance at Dani. Before you know it, he found himself looking at her just looking at her beauty. Unsurprisingly, he lost his train of thought and sidetracked. He then counted the number of years he had secretly loved her. For five years now, have he been keeping mum about his love for her. He didn't tell anyone as he was afraid it would spoil they're friendship. No one knows about his feelings, not even John. Dani, sadly enough does not have feelings for Drake. Instead, she is in love with John. But unlike Drake's feelings, everyone in class knows. Drake just keep quiet, bearing with the heart break he feels everytime he sees them together. John on the other hand doesn't really think of Dani as anymore than a good buddy. He feels that she could improve in terms of her looks as her she not only have the personality of a guy, she also dresses like one too.

After they left the library, they went home, and straight to bed. Having promised each other to rest well before they take the last paper tomorrow which would decide which school they'd be posted to.

Finally, they were free. Students ran out of school in all directions as the last bell rang. Drake's class stayed back to listen to the Drake for advice on what she should wear during prom as she wanted to attract John's abriefing of their prom night as they were the graduating batch. At night, Dani called Drake to give her advice about what John looks out for in a girl. Drake, felt that familiar sharp pain in his chest the pain of heart break. He knew it wouldn't help his situation at all if he helped her but deep down, all he wanted was to see her happy. So being the kind heart he is, Drake started giving Dani pointers.

The day of prom......... TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST.... btw this is the 100th post!!!!

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Should I go Uni? or should i not.... You see i'm this lazy bastard who doesn't want to study AT ALL.... so i'm scared if i enter i'll waste 2 years of my life... which is bad enough... but if i dun go uni.... i really really hope to go hollywood to persue my dreams... But wad if i fail to do so? i'll waste like probably 1/3 of my life which is a shit load of time.... and if i'm way over there... i'll miss my pals in singapore sooo badly.... CRAP!!!!!!! BAH!!!!!!!!!!!! this sucks... even if i could make it in hollywood.... i will still fucking miss my friends... should i even go hollywood at all? DAM IT!!! Y MUST I HAVE THESE STUPID DREAMS.... i wish my dreams r much simpler now.... like toilet cleaner or something....

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

First day of school... Got a lecturer who looks like a guy and she speaks english like she just flew in from China.... Her jokes r soooo dam lame..... i mean i like lame jokes but hers is soo lame it doesn't make sense at all... worst of all... a couple of ppl actually laughed at them.... Then cam my micro econs tutorial where we met our NEW P.E.M. I guess she is nice... but the group i was assigned to for the rest if this sem... OH GOSH.... I'm the only dude and worse of all... Feryani is in my group... Yea... It kinda sucks.... Altough today i spent most of the day falling asleep... i once looked around my class... n i think dam it.. i really don't belong here... i mean its nice but... they r not entirely my kind of ppl.... (no offence to u guys from mk0702) Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY YENNEE!!! went to marina south to eat... The girls kept on poushing them food to us... wa lau... i'm sooo full..... Yea cya guys...

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Eh i know i haven't been bloggin much.. .well to tell u guys the truth i actually forgot i had a blog... serious... i mean i totally forgot about bloggin... lol anyway on 10th Oct 44 years ago... that was the day when Hell spat my dad out into this world to reak havoc.... ahya... tml is gonna be a very actioned packed day... First at 9 Swimming.... then go library... then play mahjong... then go bbq.... then have the guys come over for a final celebration before school starts again..... eh I WAN A NEW BLOG SKIN... i have so far look through 3860 skins... but all either Too plain too gay or too emo... If any of you r gonna tag saying go with the gay one at least it fits my personality.. FORGET IT... its been done.... TWICE.... anyway... eh will try to get a new skin... oh and i trying to change the song but i htink got problem.... bugga..... yea i'm out....

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Monday, October 8, 2007

Yesterday Bern, Miao and Sam came over to sleep... Bern n I planned to watch the two movies i have downloaded... 1. Tom Yum Goong... A thai dude who breaks everyones bones while finding his elephant... The fighting was awesome... 8.6... 2.Flash point... Both movies I downloaded from ares... BUT.... UNFORTUNATELY... Flashpoint is a gay porn movie... WAD THE FUCK... I played the movie with Bern then we saw a dude giving another a blow job... That has probably gotta be the worst thing I've seen... ever... Yea then I supposedly supposed to go to church but.. as usual we're late so decided not to go.. Then I ate lunch with my mom and my sis and my uncle... I later ran off to find Ben, Bern, Lam, Fl, Olivia at far east plaza... Then we took some er neoprints.... I'm so embarressed... nvm... anyway... I just saw my timetable... Eh its ok i guess.. BUT I PASSED MY SUPPLEMENTARY PAPER!!!! AWESOME!!!! Yea other than that i got nothing.. heh heh..... Night guys...

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Saturday, October 6, 2007

POT LUCK

Well pot luck was kinda a success except for some disasters... my dogs went nuts on olivia n tore her pants... I forgto to cook the Lasagne so the whole thing was hard like rock.... Other than that the food was nice.... although i woke up havin a sorethroat... dunno from wad food... oh yea.. THOMPY'S SEA COCONUT THING IS WAY AWESOME.... eh just like Olivia's sour thingy... Bern's fried rice is DAM NICE... Ben's Spagetti was nice also.... G's eh chicken taste weird... but i guess its supposed to taste like that... Fl n olivia's sandwich is nice.... Sam... SRY i didn't eat the cake.... and lastly miao... ur soup... its eh its nice for a chinese soup.... oh yea kenny sry we couldn't wait or ya... everyone dam hungry.... Eh somehow... my sis likes the lasagne... lol WTH maybe she has real hard teeth... but i know she likes cheese... like ALOT.... yea... anyway... nothing much happened.... tml badminton... heh heh ok ok cya guys night...

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Hmmmm... I did this thingy.... Everything about it is pretty much true except for the education thingy.... WAD...... lol i do not crave to study....

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

http://tv-links.co.uk/video/1/116/8123/52398/75987 THIS U GUYS HAVE JUST GOT TO SEE!!! lol really really really nice... eh THURS POT LUCK CAN'T WAIT... cya soon

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

UPDATE!!! FINALLY

eh well i've been real lazy to update see... well now here i am talkin... Not much happened though... Er I got a web cam now so its like real fun playin with it... eh well i watched chuck and larry today SUPER FUNNY!!! 9.7... And also i watched balls of fury... haha nice show also.. .SUPER LAME... but its my kind haha... er 9.0 well it had one of my fav actors... Christopher Walken... He's real.... good..... Have been quite bored... eh oh oh we're gonna have a pot luck.. each person brings a dish and we all share... nice eh? I'm gonna be cooking Chicken Lasagne... Er those who r gonna eat.. Pray hard... Well othe than that.. theres not much to say... Well night... oh and this is post number 90... Er FINDING BLOGSKIN... pls bear with this a lil more.... heh heh... have a good night guys....

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