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Thursday, August 30, 2007

30th AUGUST!!! BEST SMURFIN DAY EVER!!!

Okay guys... sooo far today has just got to be one of THE BEST DAYS EVER!!! Here is how it started... You see I don't really follow series... Like those shows... BUT there is only one show I actually make an effort to catch all of the episodes... N THIS SHOW IS HEROES!!!!! BEST SMURFIN SHOW EVER!!!!! Out of ten I'd give it a 100... ITS PERFECT the characters the effects the powers EVERYTHING!! AWESOME!!!! Well I've been informed that four stars from the show are comin to visit Singapore... So Thomp decided we should go today to the ariport n get autographs... I WAS LIKE YEA!!! LETS DO THIS SHIT... So Bern, Thomp, Kenny, Nad, Ida(Nad's Cousin), Ida's friend n her boyfriend and ME!!! We went to the airport and find them HEROES!!!!!

Later we were then informed that the heroes will be signin autographs only in the transit area so not open to public.... SHUCKS!!!! They were gonna sign the autographs at Terminal 2... So we happily went over to Terminal 1 since their flight lands there then they would need to walk to Terminal 2... So we wanted to see them be4 they reach Terminal 2... How we know this? IT SAYS RIGHT HERE...

So we waited for em to arrive...

Here are the 4 dudes who waited n normally I don't like photos of myself but... wad the heck... PLS dun ask wad Bern is starin at...

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMIN... They were all pokin me like a poking bag... stupid asses...

This is a pic of Mr. Bern getting tired and sleepy... lol...

Nad asked them to pose so this is wad came out... Sry if you can't sleep...

Lol for some reason Thomp was stickin out his tongue and Bern laughed.. I was just like WTH... Later on we saw two american like ladies carrying Heroes sign... So Nad was like GO ASK FOR PICTURE!!! GO ASK FOR PICTURE!!! Then in the end she got guts and went over and asked for a photograph...

We then took pictures with them oh I forgot to mention... The two girls at te right joined us when we were waitin... The girl beside Nad is Aidah/Ida who is her cousin and the girl beside her is Khat who is her classmate... The T-shirts r customised T-shirts which says " Hiro Is My Hero" Ida came up with the idea... After the photos... The nice ladies told us something that probably changed EVERYTHING... The ppl from Heroes are coming out from Terminal 2 and not 1... So with an information like that we set off for TERMINAL 2... right after these photos...

Its Thompy advertising the PINK BARBIE BAG and the shirt... So we went over to Terminal 2... Then everyone was like very down cause we all had this thinkin that we will never get to see them n stuff.. Them Thompy was like HEY HIRO!!! Then the girls were like WHERE!? WHERE?!?! Then Thomp said JUST KIDDIN.... Then he was like... Wait... Is that? OMG IT IS HIRO!!! OMG ITS HIRO!!! THEY'RE HERE!!! lol... When they were goin out we like waved like mad and showed them the T-Shirt... Then Hiro who is Masi Oka saw the shirt n his face was like soo dam surprised lol... Sendhill Ramamurthy looks handsome... Greg Grunberg was like so dam friendly... Ali Larter was also friendly and looks hot... OH MAN THEY ARE AWESOME PEOPLE.... So we werew shouting coments like LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! I shouted KICK SYLAR'S ASS IN SEASON 2!!! Yea then we got interviewed by this girl from The Newpaper... Lol after its done.. she said Why don't you chase after the stars... after all they are still waiting for their car to come... Then Thomp started running to the place where they waited for their car... AND OH MAN!!! THEY TALKED TO US AND GAVE US AUTOGRAPHS!!! This is the full video... GREG GRUNBERG IS SO DAM NICE.... NOW MATT PARKMAN IS MY HERO!!!! So here is the vid... Credits to Nad for Video and all the other photos...

This video shows Greg Grunberg actually takin the T-shirts and volunteeringly sign em... OH HE IS SO DAM NICE... I got three autographs... From Greg, Sendhill and Ali... Sad I don't have Masi's... Yea then they had to leave... WE WERE So DAM FREAKIN HAPPY!!!! lol then The Newpaper asked for another interview... They took a photo of us together shouting YATA!!! lol... AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME... We then go back into the airport... Then two women aproached us and said they were from 8 days... They took photos of us and interview also... LOL!!! OH YEA we were also interviewed by V Channel before that... DAM!!! Felt like a celeb that day lol....

The two ladies are the ppl from 8 days... THOMPY GOT A FREE SHIRT FROM THEM!!! NO FAIR... After that we went to popeye's chicken to eat with Nad, Bern, Lam, Thomp, Ida, MJ... We then disscussed how our plans for tml... which is today... Cause the reporter said that we should go early in the mornin or at least sleep there... there we took pictures of the autographed shirts and mohinder's signiture... HERE THEY ARE...

Thomp's shirt the black one... Mine the one beside it... The other 3 are Nad's Ida's Amanda's Amanda is my course mate and Ida's good friend from Sec school... After the lunch... GUESS WAD!??! We went cam whoring and giggalooing... Since I don't like getting my photos taken... I took it for em... Here are all the photos...

Look at plane Emoing...

Now they look at me... LOL all of em like D.L. Hawkins... haha... If you dunno he is this dude form Heroes who is like a black dude...

Thats the ppl... SOB BOY= BERN, LAM NE NE=KENNY, CAM-GIGOLOO= THOMPY, STUCK UP BIATCH= NAD, ANIME FREAK=IDA, MARY JANE=MJ Ida's bf...

This is a picture I am proud of.. I asked them to pose this way.. hahahaha... I think both of em likes it....

Thats Nad IN PINK!!!!! OMG!!! SO UNCOMMON!!! ok ok anyway this is the STUCK UP POSE... lol...

Thats Ida and M.J. *nudge nudge*

EVOLUTION OF MAN... HAHAHA.... Bern's idea... hahahahah but Bern said in the last stage also still stayed as monkey.. hahahahha... After that I is to be leaving for home... So i went home and ate dinner... Then I lied to my mom and sis sayin I go visit Ms Mary at night and then sleep at Bern's house when we actually slept over at VIVO CITY!!! OH MAN!!! FIRST TIME SLEEP IN A MALL!!! AWESOME!!!! haha...

This was the sign in VIVO at 12 plus...

The stage when it was bein set up at around 1 or 2.... We then went to the balcony to just sit there n talk or sleep...

I have no idea how Miao found this 'Artistic' but he says it is so... oh well... So we 'slept' there.. sorta... Nad had this beach mat thingy ehre we set it in the middle and everyone put our head in the middle and looked up while talkin... nice... lol OH PPL WHO SLEPT OVER!!! BERN, MIAO, LAM, NAD and me.... We then stood up on 6 plus and went to mac for breakfast... Thats when Nad's friend called her sayin that he can see our faces in The New Paper... LOL so we went to get a copy n read it... Well when the photo was taken... I moved to the left as much as possible hoping to not get shot... DARN IT in the end i also inside... LOL Bern's arms blocked two ppl 1 is Kenny and the other is Khat... Onli can see Kenny's neck and Khat's mouth LOL BERN!!! Anyway we then sat at the area and waited at 9 plus... Here are the pictures of us all tired and shit cause of a whole night of not sleepin...

I HAVE NO IDEA Y HIS EYES R LIKE THAT but trust me he is freakin tired....

This Nad.... She also smilin... dunno y but trust me she is freakin tired.... hmm I feel like I heard that phrase be4... nvm...

This Emo n Tired Miao... So... we waited til 12 and got these 'V.I.P' passes which were pathetic... BUT we met alot of ppl also.. Lets see... Ida, Amanda, Khat, Sam, G, Thomp.... Bern went home cause he couldn't stand waitin anymore... Then we went for lunch THEN go back to the place to see HEROES!!!! We first met FL Olivia and Ding Li... Cause their all supposedly gonna watch Rattatoue together... So this three girls went shopping...

These are the heroes... From left to right... Its Greg Grunberg, Sendhill Ramamurthy, Ali Larter, Masi Oka... They actually still remembered us from yesterday cause we raised our shirt.. and Greg was like pointin at us... heh heh... SO HONOURED... Yea today was fun.. Till some idiot had to break Nad's fav slippers... Then she got real pissed and all... Yea after that I went home and Blgo about this... OH MAN 3 HOURS PLUS TO POST THIS... ok ok I best be goin alrd.. CYA...

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Well supposedly sports day...

Ladies And Gentlemen... I have an anouncement to make... HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAM NE NE!!! I know its lil too late but betta than Never...
Also... I've just been informed that I have more sisters than i thought... Apparently I have an Elder Sis... By the name of Jacqueline... She is 18 right now... Well for Jason... She is 22 already... Nvm.... Well today we were supposed to go for a self made sports day... Bern wanted to go Gym then Jog then Badminton Then lastly swimming... I didn't mind participating.. the onli thing I didn't like was Jogging... I hate running... So we went to gym in the mornin... Bern went there earlier so he stayed there for about 3 hours.... DAM... While I was there I was thinkin of a way to prevent myself from joggin so... I did the rain dance and IT WAS SUCCESFUL... It rained n we didn't go joggin.... Ended up stayin in bern's house with Sam, Ben, Bern, Thomp n G... The guys except for Bern... wait... so THE GUYS gambled while playin black jack... Bern n I was spectators... Then Sam got gay and held Ben down for about half an hour.. lol... Here are the pics...

Thats Ben havin fun in the OPSS shirt... G with the white shirt singing to continue Ben's torture by a hundred fold... Thomps head at the mid left and lastly Sam hugging Ben cause he misses him... Awww.... Brotherly love...

Now that is Ben and Sam performin this lion dance move they learnt... lol OR IS IT!?!? Yea had loads of fun backstabbin ppl from our school n stuff.. DUN WORRY ANY OF YOU READIN THIS IS NOT STABBED... much ANYWAY... Then they left and Bern N I met Miao and we went swimming at 730... lol Went home and played dota with the guys AGAIN... n TML I AM GONNA GET THE AUTOGRAPHS OF CAST OF HEROES!!! gtg alrd... cya dudes...

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Chalet Out Of The Park...

Well as you homosapiens with beating theriodic pumps may know... I had a first MB also known as MK0702 chalet... I'll get back to that later as soon as i show u n narrate the happenings before that... ok ok here it is... ON ONE FINE NIGHT.... camera moves up to show the moon through the window* Also known as the night we celebrated Lam Ne Ne's Birthday... We took some pictures at Safra... So here they are... OH and a new species have been discovered... the photo will be shown to you right now... PLS DO NOT CALL EEPA...

Now there it is the very not majestic and odd looking Lamonkey... Real aggresive when his privates are flicked... SO PLS DO NOT TRY IT... Also like to eat anything EXCEPT for edible substances... He loves havin his arm hairs combed and also loves to bite peoples butts hoping that they would turn into a wermonkey... Do Not Be Scared.. That Will Never Happen... But still prevent from getting bitten he might have Rabis...

Sooo.. here we have Bernard giving Kenny a birthday lick... Usually people does birthday bashes but then again... Bein Bern he has his own unique cultures...

Well here we have Miao giving Kenny a birthday hug... Being a real sick dude and a bisexual... Miao hugs him for more than one reason... *if you know what i mean* OKAY MOVING ON...

Here is the ever beautiful Yi Siang posing while Bern goes around lwanting to lick people... After the lick from Bern AND hug from Miao.. You'd think Kenny will be fine eh? WELL THINK AGAIN.. Here is the picture of Kenny having a series of spasms and a combination of seizures after having an overload of gayness... So NOW WE KNOW.. Kenny is straight... One down lots more to go... WILL INVESTIGATE on my other friends... Actually Kenny might actually have a seizure of joy.. So NOTE TO SELF "Kenny might still be gay, have further investigations"

Well here is Roy... He was kinda tryin to look hot while a creature knowns as a Bernard came up and licked his ear... Poor Roy was a victim too... ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST.....

NOW ON TO THE CHALET... During the chalet we ate bbq stuff and had fun... when we were done... Nad Oriana Yan Rong Ken and I went to watch Evan Allmighty... Had loads of laughs... Real nice show... I'd give it a 9.1... Okay after that it was already kinda late... Then everyone left off and went to the all famous play ground... I'm sure you know wad I'm talkin about.. The one in Pasir ris with the Whirlin Disc Plate Of Doom... Yea stayed there for like an hour... Then it was alrd 5+ can't remember exact time but yea.. Around there.... Then the E.S.B (English Speaking Bastards) decided to go watch the sun rise... What better place than at the edge of Singapore eh? We sat on this rock thingy... There was Elyn, YanRong, Ken, Oriana, Feryani, Nad And Me... The siting position was from left to right... While waitin for the sun rise... We saw Lighting all the way on the other Island... It should be a part of Indonesia... Not sure but I got a nice video of it with a guest star voice appearance... lol... Betta not say who it is or else she'd kill me...

Here is another clip i got... it takes a little longer this one...

After them we kinda didn't see the sun rise cause clouds were blockin it... sadly... So we went off back to the chalet and I slept while the C.S.A (Chinese Speakin Assholes) Ate lunch... Nad and Feryani went to tan some where... ANYWAY we went home and everything was over... I just came back from watchin License To Wed... Starring Robin Williams, Mandy Moore(Real Hot) and this unknown dude... I'd give it a 8.8 cause stiry line has been done before... Okay night guys... Have a good sleep...

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Chalet comin up...

Time is like a Clock... It just keeps ticking and ticking till one day... It stops... Then you know you have to change the battries... Then you continue life again... heh heh.. Doesn't make sense does it? Well It Shouldn't.... ANYWAY tml we're gonna have a class chalet... yea the MK0702 ppl... When I first asked my mom... She said Yes I can go... I was like "HUH?!? MOM!!!! Chalet you know... Its those thingys that I have to sleep over!?!?" Then she said "I know but just 1 night" lol WTH is goin on with my mom recently... She seems sooo diff... letting me go chalet without an arguement... tellin me the first dirty joke... nvm... will go investigate that later... sooo have been watchin whose line is it anyway clips... yea they r awesome... Now... I'm kinda wonderin if I should get a job... well... we'll see... kinda havin a chat with a real real old friend of mine who i haven't been contactin in quite awhile... Well gotta say very glad to talk to him again..
Its been a shit long time since we even hang out... and it honestly feels awesome to know he is a friend again... Yea well i guess i'll slowly get used to it... cya guys...

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

OH MAN BEST CLIP EVA

This Is a clip I saw on youtube... The show is called Whose Line Is It Anyway? DAM FUNNY SHOW!!!! Here is the clip...

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OH SMURF THE THEORY OF THE 28th of AUGUST

Well 28th or 27th I'm not too sure... But I heard on midnight there is gonna be two moons.. BE SURE TO CATCH THAT.. Its like some phenominal thingy that happens like once every 2736872368716287983209839287379820983 years... so I doubt you can catch it again next time... ANYWAY... On 28th August at midnight... There's gonna be two moons right? I KNOW WHY!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW... Ok ok... on 28th midnight would be the first minute of 29th which is also KENNY LAM'S BIRTHDAY... Kenny is called LAM NE NE... NE NE means BOOBS... so on his birthday there is gonna be a pair of boobs in space and his name is boobs.. COINCIDENCE?!?!?! I THINK NOT... Yea that means his parents are aliens n they are able to form another moon in the sky to celebrate kenny's birthday... NO WONDER EDALINE CALLS HIM ALIEN... IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.... ok ok enough lameness... lets see wad i did today... well we were supposed to meet up at dinner for this 4s1 dinner thingy... Ben and Thomp was also there... but wad they didn't know was that we were gonna celebrate Lam's birthday so... SURPRISE we sang Lam a birthday song then ate cake n had fun... after that went to safra and talked to Ben about the goin ons about my life and his... OH ppl who went.... Sarah,Olivia,Yisiang,Bern,Ben,Lam,Miao,Thomp,G.... Yea... had fun tonight... crapped alot to everyone.. lol... OF there was this time when we were in the yiishun park.. we sang SHOUT TO THE HEART WHEN YOU'RE TO LATE, DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME... LOL Thomp, Roy, Lam and me were like singing the whole song haha... fun stuff man fun stuff... Yea now I'm home n gonna play dota cause ITS ME HOLIDAYS WHHHEEE lol ok ok CAI JIAN... JANNE... BYE... CHAO... AREVUA... SALAMAT MALAM... ENOUGH BYE... LEAVE ALRD... AFTER TAGGIN SOMETHING... cya buggas and buggarettes...

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Freedom Of A Capt'nDickSparrow

Well guys.. today had my macro exam... n its THE LAST PAPER!!!! OH MY SMURF!!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! lol... I ended at 1030... Went to eat dinner with the dude and dudedettets... like ZhiMian(JackNeo), Ken(CaptainPlanet), Jason(JustPlainGay), T.K.(InnocentButKnowsLotsOfStuffInChinese), ZhongHua(LeaderOfChineseSpeakinBastards), Nad(FounderOfTheNADSTARE,FUCKYOULA,PSYCHOAR?) Margaret(BigSisOfMk0702)... We ate lunch then Nad went off to meet MC... Then we went to tenniscourt to meet our other classmates...Thew(ThailandBugger), AL(Mymar Bugger), Ambrose(SingaporeBugger)... Yea.. Then Margaret had to leave n I was forced to play basketball... sian.. i dun like basketball... Iplayed for about 30mins then went off with Thew and Ambrose... We had a drink n met Sahira(OrientationGroupLeader)... THEN SHE SAID TO ME..."You Look Stressed" LOL ME STRESSED?!?!? MUAHAHHAHAHHA.. first time.... SOMEMORE AFTER EXAMS... wad...... ok ok then met AL n THESE BASTARDS MADE ME GO SWIMMIN..LOL... that was some experience... We didn't bring swimming pants so we kinda just wore pants... I needed to go tennis later so I took of my shirt n everything.. onli left my shorts... ONLI LEFT SHORTS... If you know wad I mean... AL wore boxers and underwear.. LOL... When we got up... SHIT THERE ARE THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN.. LOL... so we had to go back down into the water.... BUGGA... then a group of girls sat beside our bags... OH SHIAT how r we supposed to get out now... lol... We then got up and had to pull our pants out so it won't stick to our body n reveal stuff.... AL GOT IT WORST lol... he wore boxers so can see the shape of his ass... hahaha then he had to hold both sides.... heh heh that was some funny shit... After that we changed clothes n took off... I went to find T.K. and Ken... The others took off... Later Miao(LateAsshole) came at 330 when he said he was gonna reach at 2.... SMURFER.... Yea we then went to play tennis... We also met 2 new friends well for me 1... You see there was this Girl and Guy... Guy=Colin(OMG I KNOW HIM!!! HE WAS IN TOWNSVILLE ALSO!!! COINCIDENCE?!?! I THINK NOT!!!) Girl=er sry I can't remember chinese names well.. SHIT.... ok ok anyway she looked kinda like a mini Felicia Chin... lol.. more tanned though... I bet if someone was readin this SHE would be jealous of tanned ppl.. heh heh YOU KNOW WHO U R... ANYWAY.. had loads of fun in tennis and stuff... tml goin back to school to play tennis with the guys... at 10... WHEEE... alright i gtg alrd.... I'll cya when I cya... OH AND SENTOSA TRIP WILL BE PLANNED ONCE I KNOW THE EXACT DATES OF JC PPL'S HOLIDAYS... TELL ME PLS... ANYONE... GoodNight and SleepTight...

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Smurf You

Okay I got nothing to tag about... So here is the video of smurfs... from family guy

Tml Macro... CYA

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

SMURF IT!!! Stats is LOU SHI SHANG

OH BUGGA!!!! Stats today was just awful... I thought I just needed 35% for this exam then I can pass the module alrd... Then ends up... I doubt I can even get 20% BUGGA!!! Oh yea.. Yesterday's paper yea? I was kinda sleepy so I was like nodding my head while writing stuff... Then when I woke up.. I saw the word " kangaroo" I was like LOL did I right that when I was a sleep? haha... wad..... ANYWAY Today stats.... Everyone was havin a real hard time with it... 2 hours weren't even enough for us... And this dude from another class left after 1 hour WTH?!?! SMURF HIM!!! Then there was this other girl... Goes by the name of PearlSMURFINleen... Everyone after the exams were like SHIT I LOST 20/30 marks alrd... Then she was like "OH SHIT I LOST 3 MARKS ALRD!!! HOW?!?! ONLI GOT 97 LEFT...." OH YOU BLOODY BLOODY SMURFER... Wads worst? she cheated... She SMURFIN CHEATED IN AN EXAM... When I cheated in the Common Test she was like " SHHHH DUN HELP HIM" OH YOU BLOODY SMURFER.. NO!! YOU R NOT A SMURFER, CAUSE U'LL DIE A VIRGIN... ARGH!!! ok ok complainnin over... OH OH THE TEST PAPER!!! It has one question which says... If Johnny Depp enters the bakery store... 32% he will buy the Britney Cake while 52% he will buy the Kiera Knightly Chocolate.. LOL...OH AND FROM THE LAST POST... THX I'd like to thank Ben for his excellent photographin skills for the sephia picture of a fork... thank you... ok ok enough for today gotta study for MACRO this thurs... cya..

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OVER DUE PICS AND A VERY GRUSOME LOOKIN BUNNY!!!

Okay okay... For the past two days since Sat.. I've been studyin Marketing LIKE A BLOODY SLAVE!!! When I saw the paper I was like laughin... WTH!!! Y SOO EASY!??! For example... I studied a point which had three branches then another three branches and some more branches... I kinda memorised all of em... turns out... i just need to list the first very basic points and i get 2 marks each WTH!!! They even had FILL IN THE BLANKS... MAUAHHAHA FINALLY CONFIDENCE AFTER THE EXAM... MUAHHAHA OK OK Anyway due to 98.7 f.m. AND Family Guy AND Nad... From now on all bad words will be replaced with the word... SMURF... Well for me... ok ok Here are the real outdated pics n stuff...

Guys... Remember this? ok ok for y'all who don't know wad this is.. It was the volleyball we bought when we went to sentosa... aw man.. Good times... WE ARE GONNA DO IT AGAIN!! THIS COMIN SEPT JUST YOU WAIT!! WHEEEEEEEEEE

Okay I'm not sure if you guys saw these AIDS poster before.. but yea we kinda modified it hahaha... On the right its Miao's hand helpin the girl to feel his... *AHEM*... heh heh on the left is one of Olivia's classmate... can't remember who alrd.. heh heh... sry whoeva u r... well ur hands are photogynic though... heh heh

THIS MY FRIENDS IS SUMO!! Yea he is the new puppy I have... well not very new anymore.. but... heh heh.. ANYWAY.... No other dog is allowed into the house except for him... cause he has an excuse... HE IS JUST TOO DAM BLOODY CUTE.. N he has this MASSIVE TAIL OF DOOM!!! OUCH.. yea and cause he is cute no one wants to chase him out.. haha soooo spoilt... but oh well... i like him inside too...

That My friends is two drawings.. my sis actually drew the one on the left... Then I named it.. FUZZY HAIRED GOATEE DUDE... Then I was bored so I drew the IMPOSTER FUZZY HAIRED GOATEE DUDE.... heh heh omg mine looks like a chinese... some how.. haha... dam...
BUDDY HOAGIES... THX FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY!!! Wait is hospitality a good thing? If it is then I'm right.. This cafe here took me through poa AND marketin... This was the day I was doin Marketing.. on sun... OKAY OKAY!!! TIME FOR THIS REALLY GRUESOME LOOKIN RABBIT!!! I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF YOU R READY FOR IT... guys PLS PLS!!! Have a plastic bag infront of you incase u barf... ok here it is...

WELL HERE IT IS... CRIKEY!! THE ENDANGERED BIG BREASTED RABBIT... ITS CALLED A BERNBBIT... NASTAY EH?!?! WORST LOOKIN CREATURE I've SEEN... Well hope this photo doesn't affect you too much... Have a good night.. TML STATS!!! ALOOHA......

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Monday, August 20, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDA!!!!

I would like to say happy birthday to someone really really special...(no not as in retarded... maybe abit) You guys might be wonderin WHO!!! WHO IS THIS PERSON'S BIRTHDAY!?!? Well I'll tell you... Edaline Wee from 4s1 OPSS Class Vice-Chairwoman AND wife of The Botak Japanese Monk 2006 Singapore Of This World. EDA WEE I HOPE YOU ARE READIN THIS... Happy Birthday From Dicki AND Bern (cause he is gay)... Well hope you enjoy ur er little surprise today... Take Care Yea? May Your Wishes Come True... Well Tml is my Principles of Marketing EXAM!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! OH BANANA!!!!!!!!!! I studied for two days with intensity like a horse... Yea nevermind that... OH!!! MY MOM TOLD ME MY FIRST DIRTY JOKE!!! LOL... Wth!?!? She was like soo cute... She say "er this joke a bit more adult themed, but since you are adult..." LOL then she tell me the joke... There was this dude... He always go his gf house... Then the gf sis like always wear tight shirt and mini skirt... Then always infront of the bf drop things so she can pick it up and show him her cleavageand boobs... So the night before the wedding yea? the sis called the bf over to the house for awhile... When he reached there it was empty onli got the sis... But this time she was like wearin super skimpy and asked the bf to have a one night stand since got no one at home... Then the sis said.. I'll wait for you upstairs... So the bf ran out of the house and into his car... SUDDENLY, the whole family came out from the backyard and congratulated him.. "CONGRATS YOU PASSED THE TEST" Well wad is the moral of this story?!?! ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR... heh heh comin from my mom... lame jokes like this WAS NOT SURPRISIN... I'm kinda out of things to say... OH YEA!!!! MAN U LOST!!! OMG SO LOUSY!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA... Ok I'm out... NIGHT

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Bugga Another One Of These... Its Pretty Fun Though...

I just got another one of these thingys.. bugga... ok ok here goes...

1. The person who tag you is? Oriana Sim
2. Your relationship with him/her is? Current Classmate
3. Your 5 impressions of him/her? Nice Girl, Kinda Always Have Something To Say(No Offence), Looks Tough, Unique Fashion Sense, Thinks EVERYONE Is Lame
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you? Lol er... Nothing... Well there was this one time she said hi.. heh heh
5. The most memorable words he/she had said to you? Hmm... DICKI YOU DAM LAME LEI!!!
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will? Hmm... Thats A Tough One I Guess Love Her... Since She Is My Lover... This QUESTIONARE IS GETTING WEIRD...
7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be? Stop Thinkin I'm Blur CAUSE I'M NOT BLUR!!!
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will? Hmmm.. Enemy eh? Lots Of Possibilities There... Lol Kiddin... Nothing, I Don't Do Anything If My Enemy Is A Girl...
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be? Cause She Has Been Anouncin "Someone's" Name haha... Well Maybe Not...
10.The most desire thing you want to do for him/her now is? Hmmmm.... Let Her Win Me In Tennis... LOL We'll See...
11.Your overall impression of him/her is? Nice Gal.. Won't Do Harm... YET
12.How you think people around you will feel about you? Lets see... Feel About Me eh? RETARD!!!
13.The character you love of yourself are? I Listen...
14.On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are? Just Dam Bloody Cowardish
15.The most ideal person you want to be is? Johnny Depp Or Mike Myers
16.Pass this quiz to 10 persons.
1. Bern
2. Miao
3. Ben
4. Thompy
5. Feng Ling (Phee phee phee)
6. Yen Nee
7. Ran out of ppl so i'll just put ppl with no blogs... Olivia
8. Sarah
9. Nad
10. OH YEA LAM NE NE

11. Who is no.6 having relationship with?LOL JESSE McCARTNEY
12.Is no.9 a male or female? Hm.... THATS A REAL TOUGH ONE!!! haha... I Guess Physically A Girl...
13.If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? Well As Long As Number 7 Is Happy, Y not?
14.How about no.8 and 5? LOL They Will Be Lesbians I guess...
15.What is no.2 studying about? Engineering Stuff
16.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? Last Wed I think... Taught Me POA THX DUDE
17.What kind of music band does no.8 like? Er McFly, MCR, Busted and Nice Music
18.Does no.1 has any siblings? Yea 1 Sis...
19.Will you woo no.3? OH SHIT HELL NO!!!! Well If I'm A Girl Yea... Maybe.. Ok This Quiz Is WRONG
20.How about no.7? LOL Er... Hard To Say... Guess Not...
21.Is no.4 single? Yea I Guess... ANY TAKERS?!!? He Is An Awesome Guy...
22.What's the surname of no.5? LUM!!!
23.What's the hobby of no.4? Lets See... Other Than Bein Himself... Sleep I Think...
24.Do no.5 and 9 get along well? They don't know each other... I Think... I Guess... I'M SURE... Maybe not...
25.Where is no.2 studying at? NYP
26.Talk something casually about no.1? SCARED OF BUTTERFLIES!!! MUAHAHAHA
27.Have you try developing feelings for no.8? HELL NO... Not that She Is Bad Or Anything.. Just That I've Got Someone Else In Mind...
28.Where does no.9 live at? Toa Pa Yo... WAIT IT LOOKS WRONG... Toa Pa Yoh? Toa Pa Yoo?
29.What color does no.4 like? Hmm... Not Sure... I'll Guess Blue... CAUSE I LIKE BLUE!
30.Are no.5 and 1 best friends? Lol They Hardly Talk At All...
31.Does no.7 likes no.2? LOL er... Maybe? I'm Not Sure... But As Friends Definitely
32.How do you get to know no.2? ClassMates Of Sec 3 and 4...
33.Does no.1 have any pets? Nope...Well... NOT YET For His Birthday I'm Buyin Him 17 ButterFlies But He Doesn't Know Yet... heh heh..
34.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? WTH?!?!? er Yea... To me At Least

Just Finished POA Exams... YAY 3 more to go... C'MON HOLIDAYS Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!!

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

6 Weird Things Bout Me

I saw Thompy's blog and it has this thingy where the reader should write 6 weird thingys about themselves... so here goes... LETS SEE... 6 weird things... OH SHIT!!! SOO MANY WEIRD THINGS BOUT ME!!! ok ok NOW I SHALL PRESENT TO YOU!!! SIX WEIRD THINGS ABOUT MESELF!!!
1. Listening to Linkin Park makes me get irritated easily....
2. I was never angry towards my friends (Well depends on wad they did... Some stuff just can't be forgiven)
3. I like imitatin people like... Martin Yen, Captain Jack Sparrow and much much more...
4. ALL of my dogs live up to their names... Macho, he became muscular and big... Jaguar, became freakin fast and skinny... Tiger, became dam fierce... Zorro, has a sword and likes to scratch a Z on walls and cars... Xena, is huge for a bitch and also dam muscular... Sumo, IS FAT!!! and has a massive tail...
5. Likes to study people's minds and then be able to guess out wad they will say in the future... (does not work everytime)
6. Can sing high when I squeeze my balls... well everyone else can... I guess... er maybe?

Thats 6 out of A SHIT LOAD weird things about myself.. now 6 ppl will have to right it in THEIR BLOG... lets see... BEN, BERN, FL, MIAO, LAM and JASON!!! NOW!!! I wanted to write G but I rather not have people dieing infront of their coms...

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

POA (Problematic Orgish Accounting)

Well lets begin with something that has had quite the impact in my life recently... A dear friend of mine did something I would NEVER do or ask anyone to do... Well if you guys really wanna know... FORGET IT!!! anyway... There is a shit load of things goin on right now and some i have no idea why its even happenin... like ppl killin seals... Mommys and Daddys fighting... Dads sayin VERY WRONG stuff to their children... Dads comin back to Singapore 79 Sunrise avenue from Jakarta Redtop 12 Jalan Babimbei to irritate everyone in the family ESPECIALLY THE SON...(real specific ain't it?) Ppl finding out things they aren't supposed to know... Exams comin... DAM it just gets me soooo bloody uptight just thinkin of em... ok ok On fri its my POA Exam.. WISH ME LUCK!!! GO BUY 1 BIRD N FREE THEM!!! for guys.. you can just unzip ur pants... Well for a certain person out there thx for bein patient n teachin me and stuff... Alright I'm GONNA BE THE VERY BEST!!! THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!! TO Catch them.... WTH!!! WRONG CHANNEL.... Anyway I'M GONNA BE GLASSIN FOR POA ALL THE WAY!!!! Also... I'm gonna make sure I get like AT LEAST a C for it... anyway not much to blog about... OH YEA!!! Me dad just came back from Jakarta.. AND I PROMISED MYSELF!!! IF ONE TIME HE PISSES ME OFF!! I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM!!! I'M HONESTLY GONNA KNOCK A FEW TEETH OUT... Oh yea.. Just now.. He had a car accident.. DAM IT not even a scratch... Stupid Bugger drive soo slow for wad!?! FASTER!!! sighs... Nothing much to say except... This world needs alot.. like ALOT of help... Cya guys... I'm out..

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Friday, August 10, 2007

Majulah Singapurah.. May You One Day Produce Nicer Roti Prata...

Well Singapore.. YOU ARE BLOODY 42 YEARS OLD AND STILL EVERYONE JUST STEP ONE YOU... Thanks for giving us land... lol wth am i sayin... ANYWAY!!! Went to school and HAD FUN!!! lol met those teachers that were with us in sec 1,2,3 and 4.. well not all of em but a couple of betta ones,.. haha... I'm really gratefull for such nice teachers... OKAY we then wanted to watch the fireworks on thurs but didn't reall see it cause building were blockin it... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO anyway... Today we had our Effective Writing Skills project presentation.. FORMAL WEAR NEEDED... I woke up today little drowsy.. ten wore my formal wear and went into my mom's car as she sends me to school... When I was waitin for Nad I realised two really stupid things.... My phone dropped in the car... SHIT!! After that I was lookin down while listening to my Ipod... then.. SHIT!!! I didn't wear my formal shoes hahah... BUGGA!!!! I went to school like 2 hours earlier to complete our project... after 12.. I shouted "ALL THE PROJECTS ARE FINNALY FINISHED!!!!" then this asshole Yang has to spoil it n say "For this sem..." BUGGA!!! Presentation went pretty well... Ms kannan said I didn't have enough persuasivenes... WTH I wasn't even the one who promotes the store.. lol... Later gonna watch RUSH HOUR yang TIGGA!!!! its a 940 show... I guess thats about everything in a really really tiny nutshell... ANYONE HAS AN IDEA FOR ME TO BUY MY SIS!??! PLS TELL ME!!! bye...

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

You know wad I did today? SHHHHH ITS A SECRET!!

Today MONDAY!!! With no lecture in the mornin to school started at 10... YEA!!! more sweet sweet sleep... heh heh... Well NOT because i'd dream of her but recently I haven't been havin enough sleep... I went to wait for Nad at the bus stop n apparently... somone was late so she took a cab over... We then went to Mr. Isaac's class which is Stats ti get back our paper.. I got 21/25... well no bad... I guess... after that I skipped Ms. Meow's class n went to find.. THOMPAY!!!! Heh heh we then met up with Miao to go to the movies later at night... Ended up, Miao went of to study n Nad went to teach Feryani about Access and Excel... TML IS PRESENTATION!!! SHIAT.. We didn't prepare anything... So we r goin up there to FREESTYLE... Waaaake Waaaake* Lol nvm... Oh I actually didn't wanna go watch the movie.. but I changed my mind in the end... The movie was SECRET Directed, Written AND Acted by Jay Chou... But, before the movie, we went to NEBO!!! Its sorta like a pit-stop cafe... but onli suckier lol... played UNO STACKO... UNO SPINO... Upwards scrabble and Tabboo... After that Olivia left to meet Fl to watch TTTHHHEEE SSSIIIMMPPSSOONNSSS... lol yea I asked Fl but she said they didn't make it to the show... DARN IT... Its such an awesome show.. Okay now about SECRET!!! its quite ok... I've seen the storyline but Thomp and Bern kept sayin it was Unique... lol... ok then.. wel overall it was 8.5 FOR A CHINESE ROMANCE show.... OH MAN JAY CHOU IS GAY ON A PIANO!!! DO NOT GO NEAR HIM... HE IS JUST PLAIN SCARY!!!
Yea watched it with Bern, Miao, Thompay and Nad... Okay I gtg now.. Cya when I Cya... REMEMBER IF YAN CAN COOK!!! DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN... CHAI JIAN

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Monday, August 6, 2007

Dream or Reality? YOU CHOOSE!!!!

Well yesterday night, or should I say this mornin like REALLY REALLY early mornin around 3.. I had one of the most realistic dreams Eva... Well to tell you the truth, all of the realistic dreams I had, Was kinda all about her.. lol... like the First time i started likin her, n a few more... Maybe i go tell you guys another DAM REALISTIC one... Well which do you wanna hear first? The Recent one or the Older one? OKAY WHO WANTS THE NEW ONE?!?! *no one answers*... OKAY.. THEN WHO WANTS THE OLD ONE!??!?! *no one answers* EEEE you guys r no fun... ok ok i'll go tell ya about the old one first... I'll tell ya this dream vaguely yea? Okay er first, I can't remember how it started but I kinda died in my dreams... Then I was in heaven... Lol ANYWAY!!! While I was up there, I begged GOD, The Angels up there for 1 wish... (P.s. FOR SOME REASON 1 OF THE ANGELS WAS MS LEE GEOK YONG) LOL anyway for you guys who dunno who that is, she is my Great great Eng teacher... BACK TO THE STORY... I was beggin to go back down to Earth just to do 1 thing... I went caused alot of trouble in heaven just so that I can come back down to Earth n express my feelings to you know who... It was dam REAL lol... I like broke tons of rules in heaven n finally was able to come down to Earth... When I went down, it was like those Free Chase Cameras you have when you die in Counter Strike... LOL there was even a cursor in my face when i was roaming around.. haha... Then be fore I could find her, I woke up... When I woke up i was like... WOAH, Gotta stop playin CS for awhile... lol... OKAY NOW ON TO THE NEXT STORY!!! Okay first it was at my house... We were havin some kinda of gathering... There was ppl from MK0702 and ppl from 4S1... Olvia n I was in my kitchen with a couple of people there also... We were sitting next to each other on this bench with our backs on the wall where the clock is... So we were facing the oven... Then in a flash... er I SAID IN A FLASH!!! *ZOOM* thats betta... Now where was I? oh right, in a flash *zoom* everyone disappeared... It was as if time just sped up like 3, 4 hours ahead and everyone had left, except her... so she was still sitting beside me, same position n everything... Then I turned to her n asked "Hey do you like anyone?" she stood up and turned around facing me, she was leaning at the oven area.. Then she said " I don't know, well I'm not sure" (or something like that) Well in the dream she looked confused n unsure n all... Then I said " Well, I know who I like, She is like the MOST AMAZING GIRL EVER." I said this while I stood up and walked towards her... I was looking directly into her eyes when I said that... I then stood next to her onli that I was still facing the Oven side n my arms were resting on the oven as I put down the cups in my hand... I stayed in that position for awhile, waiting for her reaction... She knew I was talkin about her... She then kinda started to cry, like a little bit... I then stood up straight n walked out of the kitchen through the back way... like towards the outside of my house... I then turned left and saw my phone on the floor... I had a message from a person called "Vietnam" he smsed me sayin how sweet Olivia was when they did this thingy... Can't remember alrd... But yea, I read the message while walkin at the side of my house and back into the living room through the sliding doors... She was still in the kitchen when I reached the Living room... Then I said something to her but I can't remember alrd... Yea after that I woke up... The whole time in my dreams the feelings felt as real as ever... My heart was like beating like hell when I told her... When I was looking into her eyes, My heart totally melted... It kinda hurt but in the way that you know you're in love... And i was terrified through out the whole time.. Everything about the dream was just dam real... When I woke up I actually thought it happened last night... Then I tried recalling what I did last night then I realised it was a dream... SHIAT!!.. Yea after that I went to church... After that Jason, Iqah, Anna, Oriana and me was supposed to meet up for our Effective writing skills project but it was cancelled due to ppl not bein able to make it.. So instead I went to Miao's house with Bern and Thompay n finished my part of the project... I stayed there till 8+ then we went to eat dinner near Sarah's house... Yea that probabbly sums up today... Cya guys... Fl GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR TEST TML!!! Will pray for ya... Jase, GET WELL SOON MAN!!! Will also pray for ya... CYA

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Sunday, August 5, 2007

WTH IS GOIN ON?!?!

Hey guys... Welcome back to the Black Pearl... Here we have a new topic on Words from a Dick... Well at thurs... I didn't mention this on my last post but... During tennis yea? I was thinkin of her... Of her reactions to insults, her laughter when a lame joke was cracked n stuff she told me in the past... Well you guys must be thinkin at home something like "DICKI, ITS NORMAL TO THINK BOUT HER!" but guys, this time it was different... I mean it felt different, this felt some what stronger than before... I have no idea different how so n stuff but it was just different... Well after smses to Nad n from Nad, she made me realise... I was in love... But this whole time i thought i alrd was in love but come to think of it maybe not... WTH AM I SAYIN?!?!?! Well dun ask me.. I also dun understand... But the thing about this news is I'm not sure if its even supposed to be a good thing... SHIAT.. I think it grew stronger now that I ave been hanging out with her more again.... ARGH BUGGA!!! ok ok i'll change the subject in to something random... Well anyway... I have set a goal... BY NOVEMBER THIS MONTH!!! I shall have Six Pacs... n I don't mean the Six Fats i have now... I mean real nice pacs that won't be deflated by poking it with a needle... ok... Its kinda weird bloggin about this... NEXT!!! Oh guys... you should go this website to see SUPER NICE PHOTOS of WWE IN SINGAPORE!!! thats dude? has nice description skills... www.kennysia.com ... Oh man dunno wad to post alrd.. O YEA went to gym with Miao(surprisingly) and Bern... Oh man now my arms achein a lil... lol i betta start goin to gyms more often if i'm gonna meet with my goal... Oh.. Here's something I have been meaning to say but always had no time to... OR cause i always forget... Phee phee phee... Okay guys... I wan ya to ask your self some questions... U dun have to say it out loud... I can't hear it if you do, so there is no point.. ok QUESTION NUMBA 1!!! If I gave you a choice right now... will you die instantly with no pain or anything or will you continue to live... think about it for awhile...
IF you chose to die... means YOU R AN EMO!!! But honestly if you choose death... I would like you guys to raise your right hand n punch yourself... HONESTLY HOW CAN YOU CHOOSE THAT!??! ok ok if you chooose life... thanks alot... you have just made my life a whole lot more fun in the future... LOL Y IS THIS POST GOIN NO WHERE!!! ok ok to end your misery i shall end my post here... CYA GUYS!!!

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Friday, August 3, 2007

The Simpsons....... MOVIE EDITION!!!!

Ok lets start from Tue... I watched The Simpsons with Nad n her little sis, Nad, n my sis, Nut.. lol nvm... yea 4 of us shared this popcorn... n in the movie my sis was askin me to take some popcorn n i was like dam scared of her sis.. lol so i was like take little by little... lol so dam scared of the little 9 year old Nad...
Wed... er I went for a lecture at 9 yea til 11... then i'm done.. afta that Nad n I went to meet Olivia n Ida n the some of their classmates... We met at around 11 then ate Mac.. heh heh SUCH A NICE MEAL... then met Alexander John Mcilwraith yea n talkd to him for awhile... Olivia n her classmates went to watch Electra while Nad met her Effective Writing Skills group for discussion... I wanted to join Olivia but i felt awkward so i went with Nad instead... I was like listenin to their group n all while playin my Quadra pop n my Transformers THE GAME!!!! BUM BUM BUM!!!!! ok ok nvm.. after that we went to see if Olivia n the rest r done with their movie... We had to go to this SBM Day thingy you see...Its kinda like an awards ceremony for the year twonians... When we went there it was sooo bloddy empty lol...anyway thats not the point... as i was sayin....... we were gonna sit yea? then all the classmates N NAD rushed into the seats... leavin Olivia at the end with me... WTH!!! I MEAN LIKE... WA LAU NAD!!!!! THANKS!!! So I was like sitting beside the most amazing girl eva for two whole hours.. how awesome is that? The award ceremony was like dam boring... but there is one performance... with Dr Badri performin as this tribal dancer singing "HEY MR TALIBAN, TIE ME A BANDANA, HEY YA POMPA PIDOM PIDIDOM... COME MR TALIBAN TIE ME A BANDANA... HEY YA POMPA PIDOM PIDIDOM... " LOL he was dam funny... ok ok after the thingy was done... we had FREE OTAHS!!! OMG.. I LOVE OTAHS!!!!! not as much as her but still... OTAH!!!!! lol everything i love starts with O... hahaha nvm.. random... OK OK!!!! back to story... I then asked Bern Miao Olivia n Nad for dinner... they all agreed at first then, a sudden change of plans... Olivia n Miao went home.. Leavin Nad n Bern to eat dinner... then Nad left to meet her friend leavin bern n me onli... sooo sad... then we decided to watch THE SIMPSONS!!! Bern, Miao n Thomp went to watch the movie.. for Thomp n me it was the second time... heh heh... DAM NICE!!! MUST WATCH!!! 9.9 DICKI STARS!!! After that we went home n sleep lol... well i did chat with Nad for awhile... haha like really short convo... ANYWAY.. on to thurs...
ON thurs.. we had our marketing presentation... i think it went pretty well... had loads of fun also... yea n played tennis... wheee we finally learnt how to serve n smack lol... ok ok i gtg now... cya...

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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Does this guy really think he is a dad?!?!?!

Ello guys sry to spoil ur mood but this post ABOUT MY DAD.. will make you go... "OH MY GOSH!!!" ok ok on to the day.. Oh n if you guys dunno I got meself a new phone.. heh heh... its pretty good i guess... its FREE haha... but its Sony Ericsson... so it may take awhile for me to reply your smses... sry... heh heh... ok ok ON TO THE STORY... *zoooommmm* *Flashes of light blind you as you enter into another dimension known as The Matrix* opps sry wrong story... ANYWAY ok ok My mom n dad came back yea? on Sunday night... On mon my mom got me the phone n stuff.. heh heh n the sim card started workin around 8p.m monday... I start to recieve these messages sent to me 3 or 4 days ago lol... Well I finished dinner at 8 yea? then went up stairs to do EXCEL GRRRRR.. I was pissed enough cause its irritatin when i get wrong n all but... it GETS WORST!!! While I was doin my Excel half way I... I.... I finished my Iced Tea... NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! heh heh actually here is the worst part... GUESS WHO START KNOCKIN ON MY DOOR N SAYS... "Dickson, we haven't chat in a long time" THATS RIGHT!!! Old Bloody Gavin Goh Bang Bang Meng Meng... I was thinkin "DUDE WE NEVER TALK!!! stupid ass...." Yea but I didn't say n stuff... I drags my bean bag from my sis's room into mine n made himself comfortable... WTH IS HIS PROB!??!! okok here is how he started talkin... "Have you ever been Sexually Attacked or anything?" WTH!!!! C'mon you guy OR girl at home readin this blog.. COME!!! SAY IT WITH ME... WWWWWHHHHAAATTTTT TTTTHHHEEE HELL!!!!! Of course I replied No but he went on sayin " Well I have, by a Guy somemore.. N he was younger than me" LOL!!! WHAT SICK BASTARD WOULD WANNA DO THAT?!?!!? I can't even look at him without Vomiting in my mouth... Thats not the worst of this whole long long conversation... Well I was doin my Excel while talkin to him at the same time... He went on sayin... "Do you watch Asian or Western Porn" WAD THE FUCK!!!! The whole convo I've been giving him these answers that won't pop up more question as to ATEMPT to shorten his stay in my room... I replied "I don't watch anymore..." then he said "is it cause the bible or something" WTH!!! Was he tryin to unreligiolise me? lol... then i said no... then he asked.. " when did you stop then?" wwwwaaaadddd... this kind of question also wanna ask... Anyway I'm gonna jump around cause I can't remember the sequence n all... So he asked if I liked anyone... If I said no one then it'll be weird so i said "Yea... But i don't know where is she now... Its just a small crush" Then he went on sayin... "OH.. I was just worried that you will inherit my genes..." then i was like huh wad genes... Then he said "cause since i young till now i ALWAYS had women after me... Never in my life I didn't have any woman company..." In my mind i was thinkin... THEY R AFTER YOUR MONEY U STUPID FUCKER!!!! WTH YEA?!?!?! Oh then he asked me how i felt about guys who have mistresses... I went " I won't go for it... Its just wrong" then he said" WAD IF..." Then I go "there is no what if... I will never do such a thing..." Then he go " its like no way you won't have a mistress" then i said " what you mean by that? Everyone has a choice... Its just up to you..." then he keep quite for a pretty loooonnngggg time.. hahhaha WHEEEE I PAWNED MY DAD!!!!! ok ok then he went... Have you heard about this place where prostituition is legeal? The government runs that area... I was like " Is It?" then HE ASKED ME "You wanna go check that place out like look around or anything?" WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!! What kind of Father offers to take his son to prostituition at this age AND STILL CALLS HIMSELF A DAD... WAD THE FUCK... I said no of course... I WAS DAM PISSED... I really really really wanted to punch him... SHIT!!!! If onli he is not my dad... OH FUCK!!! I'll have my laptop SHOVED UP HIS ASS... and make sure he can never shit EVER again!!!! Boody hell... Oh then he also said... have any of my friends had any sex experiences? I said no... then he went on... ohhh at my time around this age almost everyone would have had sex... CCB.. PPL DOIN PROJECT YOU COME TELL ME THIS STUPID OLDEN STORIES ABOUT SEX... Then he went... "When I was around 12... I had a wet dream... Then I thought I was dying so i gave all my stuff to my sisters..." WTH MAN WTH!!!! DO I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW HOW DUMB MY DAD IS!?!??! I ALREADY DO PLS DUN TRY TO CONVINCE ME EVEN MORE... Then he went.... At sec 1 or 2, he had this "hot" maths teacher... n his friend would Wank in the lessons..." WA LAU LEI!!!! I NEED TO KNOW FOR WAD!??!?! then he continued "after he was done he dragged me to the toilet with him n showed me his cement... while wiping it away... then I told my friend HEY you r also sick... then my friend replied me NO THIS IS WHEN WE ARE MEN..." KNN!!! HE SO DUMB SIA!!!! I bet he is the one who did the wankin not his friend... stupid asshole... Oh then after that he asked did you cry when grandpa died? I said no.. then he said y not? i said i wasn't even close to him... then he said I cried... then i was thinkin HAHA SISSY SIA!!!! but i said "oh naturally wad... your his son..." then he said "so when i die will you cry?" then i said maybe... while i was thinkin NO FUCKING WAY!!! I'd attend your funeral with onli 1 motive... to SEE YOUR FUCKING DEAD GETTING BURNT... The conversation goes on with some other Fucked up stuff... when he was done it was like 2 hours... TWO WHOLE FUCKING HOURS... It felt like TWO YEARS TO ME!!!! DAM IT... I really could have killed him in that room... When he left i was like FINALLY!!!! SHESH MAN!!!! ARGH!!!! then i told my sis all these stuff... then she said... you know i found 3 porn cds upstairs... n IT IS GROSS!!! I asked y? she den starts describing how sick it was.. HOW THE HELL DOES ANY GUY GETS TURNED ON BY SEEING A NURSE DIG A MIDGET'S ASS!??!!? OR SEEING A NURSE HAVING SEX WITH A DEAD PERSON!!!! WTH!!!! Is he a gay or necrofile? or is he both?!?!?! shit man... So dam disgusted... ARGH!!! ok ok enough about Bloody Gavin's for the day... Oh that happend on mon night... Now is tue's night n theres something i did that i shall not say now or else it'll ruin some activities YET TO BE PLANNED WITH BERN N THE GANG.. ok ok so i'll tell you guys after the thingy... i guess i really need to sleep now... tml still need to attend this weird ass award seminar with nad.. ok ok cya guys.. take care... make sure you curse my dad at least ten times before you sleep everyday.. ok night...

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