This Is The Story Of A Dick

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Christmas......... It has got to be the weirdest time for me now....... I just did something i don't think any of you would ever have imagined.... I...... I actually bought a present for my dad.... without my mom askin me to do so.... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK OF FUCKINESS huh? But mostly i did it only cause i know my mom still loves that ass....
I REALLY REALLY WANNA BLOODY PUT A PIC HERE K?! DUN TEST ME!!! ARRRRR!!!! U WATCH IT!!! GRRRRRRR................. eh walau i nv do anything to u right... ASS!!! ASS!!!! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm was actually really really really pissed... although none of you know it but.. oh man... i was SO SO FUCKING PISSED...... but all in the chritmas season made me chill and shut up...

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 1:12 AM

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Feelings now: Happy and Excited (bout Christmas), confused (bout things and stuff)...
I have got to stop being the type of guys who does stuff last minute.... I HAVE TO START STUDYING......... help me......... I need............ *******

HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 12:08 AM

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Have been enjoying ALOT since my mom's not in singapore... first we played badminton with the BING MA YONG... hee hee

look at his hat properly..... he used it to cover from the rain.... WTFFF....

Then i slept over at G's house then I slept at miao's house... OH YEA... check out this hot girl...

hot ain't she? hee hee... then now miao n bern is over at my house.... eh nothign much tro blog... .cya guys...

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 2:45 AM

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Just now did this 9 hour work by putting plastic up on walls and floors... sounds easy huh? and the pay $6 an hour WOOO!!! and its like so dam basic... SOOOO FUCKING TIRING AN HARD!! ARGH i rather do wad i was told at first by mistake which is wraping furniture... It sounds so much easier... YESTERDAY I LEARNT HOW TO SOLVE A RUBIC'S CUBE WOOO!!! my I.Q. has increased by probably 0... after work i went to dinner with mom and sis... while waiting for mom n sis to finish their movie, i had a chat with this friend i haven't talk to in ages.... and she said something about muslims can't marry someone of a diff religion... then i was thinkin... I will do anything for my wife but the one thing i'll probably won't do is convert... I mean... yea i'd love my wife like she's the only thing i have and will ever have this lifetime but... religion is kinda a whole new spot ain't it... and it got me thinkin... its actually very sad that love still have its restrictions in diff ways huh? thats.. really sad...
oh then cause the kopitiam was full.. my mom, sis and me shared a table with this two grown ups... 1 guy 1 girl.. i think they were on a date or something... then they were like so shy... dunno wad to talk about n stuff lol... The tension between them is high enough and right across the table is my mom n my sis quarrelling about how to hold chopsticks lol... Its the perfect makings of a bad date... then cause there was like tons of ppl walkin around lookin for seats, then my sis told me... Dick, these people remind me of vultures.
cause of the noisy environment, i heard... Dick, these people remind me of voulchers.
Then in my mind i was thinkin of like 50% off vouchers just walkinng around LOL....
Now i'm catching up with an old friend on msn... ARGH if you are reading this.... IT WASN'T ME!!!!

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 1:59 AM

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Well was at lecture... and as usual.. I didn't hear a shit... instead... I took out Nad's note book and started writing poems.. LOL eh i used the tune from "Whos Line Is It Anyway" Here is all 5 of em...
1.I had a plan on last halloween, When the children see me they would run and scream.
I had the scariest contume in all the land, I scared the people with my penis in my hand.
(idea stolen from "Whos Line Is It Anyway)

2.I had a date with this hot girl, when I saw her in her dress all my hair would curl.
On the first date we had such a kick, Then she stripped and OH MY GOSH she has a dick.
(Dicki's Original)

3.What really sucks was last night's party, although there was free beer I drank so hearty.
I got soo drunk I F***ed bob's Grandma, well at least unlike Justin I didn't F*** Ms Chua.
(Dicki's Original) Sry Justin :D

4.I will always trick my friends I will always lie, sometimes they felt so stupid they just wanna die.
But the worst I heard was on Management, I heard Nadirah said "I'm pure and innocent"
(Dicki's Original) Nad couldn't resist it

5.People always mistake me for a celebrity, maybe Jackie Chan or even Jet Lee.
But look-alikes are common oh don't you know? This guy Zhi Mian he looks just like Jack Neo.
(Dicki's Original) ZM u DO look like Jack Neo

Thats all tonight.. CYA

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 11:04 PM

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Last night, my sis slept in my room yea? Then i slept on the bean bag whilst she slept on the bed. We were awoken by this real noisy racket.. someone was like knocking on my door and scratching it n shit... then we were like WHO IS IT!?!? n no one replies... then the noise continues.. my sis couldn't take it anymore and she opened the door... We had the shock of our life... XENA our bitch :p burst into my room and start running in circles... I was like WTG XENA WAD U DOING HERE!!! GET OUT OMG!!! ARGH!!! HOW U COME UPSTAIRS!!! GET OUT!!
lol how the hell she managed to climb them stairs puzzles me... she nv climb stairs be4 so... yea.. and how she sneaked pass my mom who was at the sofa also just stuns me.. i've always thought Xena to be a genius as a dog.. I think i'm right.... Later that day...
I was at khatib bridge yea? When this woman suddenly stopped walking in front of me and starts holdgin her chest tight. I went to her and asked if she was ok then she was all...
"My chest hurts alot now. I need my medication very badly but i left it at home. Its very important and i need to rush home now and get it." she was in seriously great pain i could tell. she was like about to cry from the pain n stuff. I asked her if she needed me to help her get down the stairs and she said she can't even walk right now it just hurts so much. I then offered to call the ambulance she said "no no its ok.".. then after awhile she started to loosen up. she then talked more calmly and said "i'm fine now thx.". during that period of time i realised something. Out of the 30+ ppl who saw her like that... No one actually even went to ask if she is o.k. WTF.. Is singapore that unhelpful? Which brought me to thinkin... Wad if something like that happened to me in the future... If i was surrounded by strangers... would ppl help me? hm... This world needs help... Then... I remembered this person who actually helped a blind old woman do her shopping and carried stuff for her... I thought.. well its not all filled with bad ppl... So you know... i guess there is still hope... Oh and i just got news from sis that my mom is leaving during my holidays to hong kong for like 5 or 4 nights.. AWESOME!!
Why did i blog about the front part? Cause i wanna be a CITIZEN JOURNALIST

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 12:27 AM

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Monday, December 3, 2007

I promise to finish my blog post...
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I promise to finish my blog post...
I promise to finish my blog post...
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Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 2:43 AM

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

I'm enjoying life...

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