This Is The Story Of A Dick

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

R.I.P. Grandpa R.I.P Benoit

Actually today I didn't really wanted to blog but WAD THE HECK.. Theres quite alot to say Well as the title says two people I know died... Well first... This morning, I met Nad n saw her without her specs haha... Yang didn't even recognise her... heh heh Yea she told me that Chris Beniot, Wrestler, was found dead in his house together with his whole family... Oh man sad... He was a good wrestler... Afta that lesson continues as usual... blah blah blah borin stuff... Oh yea just met our new Business Software teacher and she is like WOW DAM... WOOOOO... I can onli think of two words to describe her... SHE SUCKS... Yea her jokes are lame... Lessons boring... Teaches nothing... yea prefered the other one though... Oh did I mention today for the first time I didn't hear Jason go "SHI SHUI"... lol... Wait a tick... OMG HE DID... shit... Nevermind... Oh then we were supposed to watch Hot Fuzz... This show but half way Bern kinda didn't wanna go so we called it off... So i went to miao's house n SLACK as usual... Played games n shit like that... When I was walkin home, I met my sis, she was joggin... She told me that our grandpa died... They found him dead in his cell with foam comin outta his mouth... Yea The weird thing is I dun even feel any diff... Just kinda worried my Grandma couldn't take it.. SO PLS GUYS DUN SMS OR TELL HER YET.. SHE DOESN'T KNOW... Yea I guess thats about it... WAIT WAIT WAIT.. Just remembered... The ppl investigated my grandpa n cut him up to see wads wrong with him... Well as usual, they didn't find anything so they just happily stappled him back to a peice... Bloody Jakartarians... Can't do anything right.. Yea thats about it... REMEMBER IF YAN CAN COOK SO CAN YOU... CAI JIAN...

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Monday, June 25, 2007

The N of holidays... If ya know wad I mean... heh heh

Ello guys, we're just about to go into another exciting adventure through Dicki's Dream... Alright nvm.. just kiddin.. Anyway... SCHOOL IS STARING AGAIN... I have just 1 word to descibe how i feel right now... NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... So its kinda time to study n do my projects n stuff... SHIAT... anyway recently I HAVE NO IDEA WHY but... When i'm in tha bus or just walkin I'll have these flashbacks of the stupid stuff my friends n I did in sec school n i'll like start giggling to myself... heh heh the people in the bus would b like staring at me thinkin i'm nuts ir something.. Aw man.. I miss those days... when Miao would go around "wanking" all the guys in class n Bern would b walkin around bouncin his MOOBS... (Moobs= man boobs... But for Bern's case, Moobs=Muscular boobs) then Dicki would b goin around disturbin ppl like Christopher... And shortly afta that Miao would join forces with me and then we would go disturb Chris haha... Then he would go like "GGGGGGGOOOOOO AAAAWWWWAAAYYYY.... AH MIAO ARRR DUN DISTUUUUURRRBBBB MMEEEE..." haha Yea good times... One of the flash backs was when I was sitting with Chris Olivia And Sarah then four of us was singing some Christmas carol hahah in the middle of maths lesson... Ahh... Good times... Man do i miss Sec school... OH right I forgot to tell ya guys We bought this Black labrador.. DAM CUTE... we haven't recieved it yet though... In two weeks time.. I'll post the pic... OH YEA ONE LAST THING!!!
SHIT THIS IS SOO OVERDUE... THE ANS TO THE LAME TEST...
1) Mei CHe Tan...= MAJOR TAN...
2)Pan Han Tong...= PANG HAN TONG
3)Mickey J n Akon sing duet.. cause "Smack That" and "Beat It"...
4)Donkey With Crutches=Lame Ass
5)Micheal Jackson create an anime.. its called "Bleach"
6)Most Stingy Singer? NickelBack... cause even a nickel also wan back... nickel= five cents
7)Which Artist name=black chinese? Bao Ching Tian=Green Day
8)When Famous=Rain... When not famous=Drizzle
9)Two people who wear caps... Guys with bad hair style and Girls...
10)Girl toilet got hantu guy toilet got hantri then facualty toilet got HAN TONG (lol second joke about his name)
11)Buffy Studyfreak slayer? Bernard... Why cause he Burn Nerd...
12)"i" gallop "u"papa so pants is "u"jean=Eugene
13)How many limbs when ya do it? 9 then 8 then 8.5,8,8.5......
14)Chinese walk Malays jog, Banglas Dash cause Bangladesh
15)Hitler can sing high, why? Cause he has one ball onli...
OKAY THAT WAS IT CYA GUYS.....

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Updates AHOY!!!

Lets see where do I start.. Okay er LAST SUN LAO PA day... Well FORTUNATELY... My lao fei zhou pa NOT IN SINGAPORE MUAHAHAHAHA.... Yea so me mom, me sis n me wanted to go to this weird foreign restraunt to try foreign food... yea but AS USUAL... The bloody GPRS brought us to some unknown place FAR from the place... GPRS= Getting Positions Randomly Sent... STUPID THING made us lost but luckily there is this MExican restraunt beside where we were led to... so Yea might as well try that out... n the food IS LIKE UGH!!! *shudders* SOO... SOOOO AWESOME!!! OMG THE FOOD IS LIKE REALLY REALLY GOOD... 9.8 out of 10... Didn't really expected that but DAM WAS IT GOOD.... Yea it was awesome.... Anyway that same night, Bern n Miao came over.. Don't need to worry.. No photos were taken on that day heh heh... Oh yea afta that I had my first Nyp Class BBQ... It was kinda fun... Jason, 1 dude from my class showed us this thingy about checkin out ur love life in the future or some shit like that.. haha All of em was accurate except mine... Well I'm pretty sure ya guys know who I asked him to calculate yea? Well the results were actually FAR FROM THE TRUTH... Yea Jason calculated my love life with her... Yea turns out I was not sure if I like her but her heart is with me n mine is with her.... CRAP BUNCHES OF JASON-MADE CRAP... heh heh MOVING ON... The next day we got to meet Nad's Friends Alfred, Yu Huat and Mas... Well there r nice people... Bern Miao Lam and Gene got to meet them too... We planned to watch he movie FANTASTIC FOUR NUMBA 2 at yishun... So we happily went there thinkin that we could catch the 240 show... But little did we know the problem we were gonna face... Well we didn't get to catch the 240 show OR the 320 cause SOMEONE was late... yea so we had to catch the 410 show... BUGGA!!! Oh and while waitin we met Yi Siang and Eda in ljs.. haha so long didn't see them alrd... The show was quite ok... 7.4... Afta that I had to rush home to have dinner with my "dad" mom n sis... OH YEA THAT DAY WAS BAK ZHANG DAY!!! HAPPY BAK ZHANG DAY GUYS!!!!! Yea we ate at this restraunt... The price was SHOCKY... Yea then I went off to meet Nad n The other guys at Pit-Stop Cafe... It is at Circular road Clarke Quay yea? Well my BLOODY RETARDED DAD sent me to Clarke Quay and said... It should b around here go look for it urself ok? So he dropped me off at te taxi stand n because of that I sepnt 40 mins just tryin to locate where pit stop cafe is n walk there... ASSHOLE... Yea went there n played a couple of board games.. hahah fun... Yea I accidentally mistook a customer for the person workin there... OPPS SRY... heh heh... Anyway Thats about it... I can't really think of anything else nice to right... oh yea For those real retards... sry I used ur name to scold my dad... BIG BIG BIG understatement... Cya guys

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

FIRST EVA PICS FOR THE BLOG....

THIS IS BERN!!!! hahah looks soooo BERNISH!!!! At the back ground is me laughing till I get SIX PACS...

Er I know this is scary... But yea we were kinda high and bored heh heh... FORGIVE US... Oh yea this happened when Miao n Bern slept over... This guy is er... Nvm... You guys dun have to know who he is... Some how he reminds me of some Bug Exterminator or something like that...

This my friends is another retarded photo taken of some STRANGER N I DUNNO WHO HE IS... phee phee phee
Hope ya enjoyed this *shudder* photoshoot... Cya...

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R.I.P. Tigey

Hey guys I'm not sure if ya know this but... My fav dog, Tiger just passed away last mon.11/6/07... He had cancer and initially they thought it was onli at the leg... When they were amputatin the leg, It couldn't stop bleedin so they new somethin was wrong.. Turns out, the cancer has spread to his hips and lungs... Eventually he would suffer... So they put him to sleep... This dog Tiger was ONE HELL OF A DOG... First when my new dogs came in (Zorro, Xena) they were peeing everywhere and shit like that... This dog Tiger actually taught them the rules of the house like shitin and peein is allowed onli on the grass (so my dumb ass dad will slip on it n fall again)... Also other stuff like they can't come into the house... Whenever one comes into the house, Tiger would come in and bark at them... After that, they would go back out again... I'm tellin ya, this dog Tiger, he is damn good... Yea here is another story bout Tigey.. I'm not sure if ya know this but... One night my maid told me there is a hole in Tigey's elbow... I was like WTH!?!? So me Mom, me Sis and Me went to check it out... Well what do ya know... There IS a hole in his elbow... We could like see MAGGOTS crawlin around in it... Oh man.... NASTY... Then we took a plier and loads of tissue paper and slowly 1 by 1 pluck them out n kill them... It was like not so big of a hole around the size of 2 pencils... Well guess how many we plucked n killed... it was around 35... THIRTY FUCKIN FIVE MAGGOTS gnawin on his elbow... Yea it took us like 2 to 3 hours just to do that... Oh man was it stinky... Real nasty... Oh man I'm really gonna miss that guy... This mornin we went to see his dead body... I kinda did cry FOR THE FIRST TIME without any asshole whiping n scoldin me... Hey Tigey REST IN PEACE MAN... Say hi to Macho and Jaguar for me yea? Enjoy urself in Heaven...

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Small World? OR AM I IN THE SHOW HEROES?

Well like I mentioned the two people from my Nan Yang Class who came from Townsville yea? Well here are somemore connections... There is this other girl in my class her name is Cassandra... She came from Townsville also but she is born in the year 1989... How does she connect to me? She happens to know my sis... Cool eh? Anyway 1 more classmate... Her name is SiJia... She is not from Townsville but.... I found my Pri friend in friendster.. AND LOW AND BEHOLD.... On his friendster account there is a common friend between me and him... And who else was it but SiJia... They happened to be Sec school classmates... Cool eh? WELL THIS IS ENOUGH PROOF... THIS IS PROOF THAT I AM IN HEROES!!!! lol nvm... Just dreamin... Hopin that my life would get so mmuch more interesting with REAL super powers... Right now... I know wads my true power.. Bein Lame... TADA... LAME MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!! With the power to say lame jokes and make the bad guys stop whatever their doin and try to understand the joke... LAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEE MMMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNNN TOOOOO THE RESCUE......... TO THE LAME MOBILE.... I'm out...

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Thingys Goin On In Me Life...

Ello guys... Its been a long time since I really said wads goin on in my life eh? Well lets see I had another episode of 'Dicki's Dreams' last last night A.K.A the night be4... Yea but I didn't sleep much the night before so I missed that episode and now I'm kinda lost lol... nvm... Anyway... I screwed up my Access test... It was more screwed then a giant-sized robot hiney... Yea I sorta deleted th tables... I had to type every detail one by one again... wasted a total of 30 mins plus... ARGH!!!! Afta that I did my marketing project with Nad(8.6), Justin(7.8), Jason(7.9), Ambrose(8.4) and this other guy his name is Dicki... Weird name... Yea we "DID" our Marketing project... Also I have discovered LIBRARY'S HOT DOGS ROCK!!!! OH MAN lol... I ate two AFTER MY LUNCH and I was tempted to go for the third... lol I knew I'd regret it later that night when I'm on my weighing machine lol... OH YEA ON THIS DAY I FOUND OUT SOMETHING REALLY NICE....(Keith Barry's Theme Song starts to play) ARE YOU READY FOR SOMETHING EXTRODINARY!!!! okay.... Here it is... Turns out in my class there are two people from the same primary school as me... AND they are the same batch as me.. lol 1 of them is Anna or as you guys might know her as the FIRST EVER Zhi Qing created... Yea she turned out to be from Townsville also from another class... Then the othe dude is named Zhong Hua... He is the china dude from er... China.... but he was also from Townsville... Same class as Anna... Anyway... At Pri 5 and 6 I had this China friend called Wang Jian LOL!!! just realised (Wang Jian=Sharp Dick) haha ok ok as I was sayin this Wang Jian dude was one of my good friends bac then and I remember he walways compared hright with this other China dude... Well that other China dude happens to be Zhong Hua... DAIM!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE ALL CONNECTED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER... OMG I THINK I AM ON HEROES!!!! YAY!!! HAHAHAHA
Nvm... Anyway... The day afta that... Wed which is today... I had Stats lec n thats it... I had my friend from another class teach me poa cause tml got test... Oh yea his name is Alex John Mcilwraith(9.4) NICE RIGHT?!?!?! I LOVE HIS LAST NAME SOUND SO... like... MCILWRAITH!!!! lol nvm... Yea and he is a mixed of malay and english as in from England... Not mixture of languages.... Anyway he is this nice guy who scolds lots of vulgarities... Anyway this dude and another mixed guy from my class he is part malay, chinese, egptian, spartan, british, american and lastly part korean... his name is Yang(9.2) They taught me poa and I UNDERSTOOD... haha not al,l but hopefully enough... Afta that I bought chips and ate it with my friends in the library... BLOODY HELL I GOT CHASED OUT OF THE LIBRARY BY THIS SKINNY WITCH!!!! At least Jason got chased out together with me for eatin a sandwhich lol... Afta that I played pool with my classmates... I THRASHED LIKE ALL OF THEM except for everyone who went.. heh heh Yea turns out I was onli able to thrash 1 guy... ARGH haha... Yea I gtg alrd cya guys OH YEA... These past few weeks I've been thinkin alot like do I still like her? Its been quite a long time since I even saw her and all... Then tonight... I sorta chatted with her on msn... (keyword is SORTA) Yea and I could feel that I still felt for her the same way... SHIAT!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH... BUGGA.... Yea anyway I'm out... Cya guys

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ANOTHER LAME ASS CONTEST

Hey guys, remember the contest I made? Yea SCREW THAT hahah no mood to write songs alrd... Okay here is another contest... I call it Dicki's LAME TEST, TO SEE IF YOU ARE LAME ENOUGH TO GET ALL THE ANS CORRECT WITHOUT GETTING ANY WRONGS...
(Short title ain't it?) Bern pls dun tag your answers... U r the onli 1 lame enough to get all correct, so dun expose the ans yea? The rest of ya can just type ur ans in the tagboard if ya know... Ans will b posted at 20th of this month... MUAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA coff coff* chokes on saliva* AHEM... sry bout that... As I was sayin.... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......(echoes away into oblivion)
Okay the prizes? The person who can get high enough... YOU WILL B KNIGHTED SIR/MISS LAME... And for kenny? I'll just add an E at the end of his sirname.... FAIR ENOUGH!??!?! Okay then.... There are gonna B 15 ques... If ya score...
3 and below... Well at least you have two perfectly fine legs (Ah Thank You... *Talks like Austin Powers*)
4 to 10... Averagely lame, still can walk but would be slightly limping if 4 to 5... For 6 to 8, you're gonna need cruthes... For 9 to 10, get a nice wheel chair so I can take it for a spin also...
11 to 13... Woah DUDE or DUDEDETTE WHERE ARE UR LEGS MAN!!!!!
14 to 15... There is onli two possibilities right now... Its either you are A Genius or....... YOUR NAME IS BERN with or without the R both is actually possible...
Now... PRIZES!!!!! Since SOMEONE I dunno who *points at Bern* complained bout my lousy prizes for the first contest haha... I SHALL IMPROVE IT!!!!
3rd prize... A drink... I treat... ANY DRINK AT ANYWHERE
2nd prize... A Meal... My Treat... ANYTHING YOU DESIRE FROM SHARKSFIN SOUP TO A $300 Sushi restraunt
1st prize... You shall get a CAR... Any kind of car from Convertibles To Monster Trucks (NOT A TOY CAR!!! SEROUSLY A REAL DRIVABLE CAR) You can even get a TRANSFORMER CAR or BATMOBILE... ANY CAR YOUR HEART DESIRES....
All prizes must be redeemed before 5th of June 2007. Prizes does not come with a warrant. Neither is it refundable... All food objects shall be given ot you on the spot (batteries not included). This is a copyrighted brand (Dicki And Co.)
Alright then, here are the questions...
1) Who the hell is this person(translate to chinese)? [Didn't Bend] [Bill/Check] [] Means 1 word
2) The ques is same as the first... [Carry/Move] [Sweat] [Bucket]
3) Why would Micheal Jackson and Akon sing a duet?
4) What does (Donkey with crutches) mean?
5) Which Anime did Micheal Jackson create?
6) Who is the most stingy artist (as in singer, can be a band also)?
7) Which artist (as in singer, can be a band also) has the name of a Black Chinese?
8) Now that he is famous his name is Rain but what was his NAME IN THE PAST?
9) There are onli two kinds of people who have REAL reasons to wear caps, who are they?
10) If girl toilet got HANTU (means ghost), boy toilet got HANTRI, Facualty toilet got wad?
11) In our midst there is a Buffy The Studyfreak Slayer... Who is this guy? (Hint: He would kill them by setting them a blaze)
12) If there is a 'I Gallop" and a "U papa" Who invented the massaging pants?
13) When people er "Do It" how many limbs are there?
14) Er this one I got from Bern i think... If chinese walk, Malay jog, what does Blangas do?
15) Why do I suspect Hitler can sing as high as Mika or Micheal Jackson?
Thats it.... GOOD LUCK...
Tag ur ans together with ur ques numbers...

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Sunday, June 3, 2007

How To Stop A Depressing Mood

Hey I'm not sure if ya know this but I'M GOIN TO WWE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE ahhahhahha... can't wait.... Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!!!!! Sry for bein late... Also A couple more people who don't know my blog like... Liu Yong(my fav china dude) er 7.9 And Ming Yun 7.6 in chinese and 4.1 in english... Alrighty then... Er on 24th of the 5th month... Wait which is it? Pls hold on (lets see there is Jan then Feb Mar April May MAY!!!!) I mean... I knew that coff* phee phee phee* OKAY anyway it was Miao's B day... WE ATE SAKAE SUSHI... Although I tthought there was like gonna b 8 to 10 ppl... Turns out onli Sarah Livia Bern Miao N Me eatin... hahaha but it was a nice dinner with insults flying across the table like pigeons after drinking coffee and sugar haha... Afta that we watched PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3: At Worlds End!!!! I onli have 1 word to describe it WOW yea it was real funny n good.... I'd give it a 9.4 and not onli cause i was actin in it... AHEM* clears throat*...........
OKAY on thurs it was Vesak Day yea? My sec school class was supposed to have this "class outing" We planned to eat ICE KACHANG together see? Yea supposedly we were meetin at 2 but the night before I was informed that it has been changed to 11... Yea but days be4 this plan was made Bern, G n I promised to help out with Miao's Dad's stuff... We were told that we were gonna be movin his stuff from a place to another yea? Well who knew his dad was a mechanic and we had to carry SUPER HEAVY car parts... They had these small containers to collect the nuts screws n stuff yea? IT WAS LIKE 12 KG EACH... Daim.......... Then when its light stuff I'd pretend it was heavy n pass it to G... Then he was like "Dicki pass it to me" then when I did he was like "WAD THE FUCK!??!" hahahaha.... Also when the thingy was super heavy I tossed it around pretending it was light, then I passed to G... You guys should know wad happened next yea? G went "OMG WAD THE HELL?!!? JUST NOW SO LIGHT U SAY HEAVY!!! THEN THIS ONE SO HEAVY U KEEP QUIET ASSHOLE!!" hahahaha... Yea we began at around 1030 and ended at around 1... Yea we were late for the class outing and missed it... Sry guys... After Bern and I bath in Miao's house, we ate lunch with Lam Ne Ne and Gene... Then Lam left... Bern Gene and I ended up playin SNAP at Bern's house hahahah... FUN...
Okay MOVIN ON... On Fri, Bern came over to sleep over n supposedly study... It was around 11 when we realised one of our friend is miserable... So we planned a day to cheer her up... GUESS WHAT WE DID?!?!!? WE PLAYED MAH JONG AT BERN'S HOUSE!!! hahahah What a way to cheer Nad up yea? Not only that, we also played cards... I, DICKI GOH HEREBY DECLARE NAD THE CHEATING CHAMPION... hahaha... Yea today was fun but I hope it really did cheer her up... Anyways its gettin late I gtg alrd... Well till next time TULA... (Art Attack theme song plays)

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