This Is The Story Of A Dick

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERN

eh bern Thanks alot for bein my friend these years... the amount of lame jokes u have can never be compared to anything in the world... stay happy always... cya soon yea? bye

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Thx to the greatest people in the world...

Thank you guys for everything ya'll done... Honestly I really really really bloody hell apreciate it... On wed.. Bern Ben Miao G Thomp came over... Ben and Bern tried to surprise me cause they bought a cake.. but unfortunately my fridge was full... so the surprise was spoilt by me cause i went to the kitchen finding bern holding the box trying to squeeze it in the fridge lol... sry... but thx dude... THANKS BENS with AND without "R"... Eh we played Donkey... Bern OUT OF SIX MATCHES... HE LOST FIVE... LOL WTH MAN... here are the vids of the forfeits....

First forfeit... Twinkle Twinkle lil star... WITH ACTIONS...

The second forfiet... WO BU SHI CHAO AH QUA...

THIRD FORFEIT.... *Translate into English* WAD KIND OF KOPITIAM NO COFFEE!?!?!?

FORTH FORFEIT!!! Tarzan and Jane... "LONG HAIR"

The Fifth forfeit... FINALLY!! the chain was broken by Mr.Yong... He sang Barbie.. Or was it Babi?

The Sixth forfeit... Thomp Joined in the game.. BERN LOST AGAIN!!! doing Xiao Wa Wa...

After the games.. We chilled out while we get some wise words from the person who lost five out of six games... We then ordered MAC yea... Then we ended up eating the Mac instead of the cake... Lol sry guys... Then I got sms from all my friends n stuff... thx guys... Then I recieved sms from Nad saying that Muttons had wished me happy birthday.. LOL she smsed muttons and the actually wished me birthday... Lol she also said that they kinda laugh at my name "Dicki" lol wad..... Anyway THX NAD... Yea the next day Miao and me went to tennis.... Then the others came to my tennis to give me a surprise... OK OK!!! we have a clique name alrd... Its called "MOMODER" it was actually from Mohinder... but apparently they did some modifying... ANYWAY... this clique include... Ben, Bern, Miao, Sam, Thomp, Kenny, G, Me, Olivia, FengLing... Yea anyway MOMODER came to tennis n surprised me... AWWW U GUYS!!! Thx loads man... Shermeen also came with presents from Chris Sarah and Herself... THX U GUYS... Then unfortunately.. I had to part these awesome people n meet with my mom for dinner... Then I went to Kenny's chalet and slept there... Here is a clip of bern rapping...

Eh then... I went to Bern's house to catch some ZZZ's so we willl have energy for our first day of work at The Shangri-La Hotel... Apparently... I did't bring my I.C. then they didn't let me in.. They can't do with an EZ-Link see? AHYA... then we went 'Joggin' with FL Olvia Kenny Bern Thomp.. then safra til 11 plus... we made 3 high scores under the name MOMODER in the machine lol... Yea then went home... NOW ITS THE TIME WHERE I WANNA THANK THE GUYS... Alphabetical order...

Ben, Thanks dude... I have no idea why u said u have not done enough for me... But honestly speakin I think having A friend like you is better than any gift...

Bern, EH BOOB MAN... thx for the cake n stuff man... birthday also comin soon eh? heh dude thanks again for everthing... oh n sry for makin u skip work...

Chris, dude thx for the towel and grip... Oh and GOOD LUCK FOR PROMOS!!! study hard man...

FL, soo we actually didn't talk much in sec 1 n 2 yea? but even though now we're quite good buddies yea? well thx for the shirt... it'll look aweosme when i play tennis...

G, dude... er Thanks... lol actually i know u won't be readin this so yea.. just thx...

Jacq, dear sis... I know u don't knw about my blog but i jus wanna thank u here for bein an awesome sis... n thx for the ipod cover...

Kenny, heh heh chalet was something... thx again man... oh and DUN BE SO GULIBLE!!! BE ALERT KENNY!!!! DANGER IS ALWAYS AROUND...

Miao, MIAO MIAO!!! thx for bein my friend for like 3 years... N STOP THINKIN WE NO CALL U... shesh... thx again dude...

Nad, Look I might just met u for like 6 months now... but i gotta say... u make a hell of a friend... thx loads for not makin my poly life a living hell...

Olivia, I know u panned for the tennis thingy... THANKS LOADS... eh The shirt is awesome... now i'll have a white t-shirt with no chinese words on it to wear to tennis... THANKS AGAIN for this past 5 years...

Sam, Eh dude.. thx for the chardoneire... lol dunno how to spell... Anyway thx for the drink... And dude... i don't need anymore presents man... the drink was way enough... THX

Sarah, heh heh thx for the card... must study hard for ur promos yea? GOOD LUCK...

Shermeen, thx for comin all the way to nyp just to pass me the presents... THX!!! will use them... *promise*

Thomp, AH DUDE!!! LAST BUT SURE IS HELL NOT LEAST... dude... I'm not quite sure how we became such close friends but thats not the point... THX DUDE... for everything...

Now these people are the ones who are responsible of bringing me happyness beyond any measure... Honestly u have no idea how bad my life would be without u guys... You guys r really the reason y I actually have something to look forward to the next day... Now this is y i'm really bent on trying to make sure none of you will ever be hurt or sad in anyway... Now, I truely know wad haven is made of... MOMODER+Nad+Sarah+Chris+Sis=Heaven... Night guys...

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Sup Paper

Eh suplementary paper comin later... wish me luck... oh and THX MS PUAU for teachin us and everything... you truely are one of the most amazing teachers in the world... wish ya luck for the future... Thx for the video... Also the other day we played banluck with BErn Thomp and Kenny loser have to do a dare... so go to this dudes's blog... http://www.lucandesca.blogspot.com/ n see the forfeit he has to do... er yea thats about it.. tell ya if anything exciting happens.. cya

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Monday, September 17, 2007

ARGH!!! BLOODY BITCH'S STRIKE FROM THE GRAVE...

ARGH!!! BLOODY BITCH'S STRIKE FROM THE GRAVE...
I'm not sure y my post won't show the title so here it is... Anyway I was supposed to have an extra lesson on the business software applications which is Excel and access... The thing that pisses me off most about it is not that i have ti take sub paper... its that I have to take sub paper cause if this stupid bloody bitch who can't teach for nuts and she even made us fail badly... FUCK THAT BITCH! ahya nvm.. anyway back to my story... I was supposed to have the lesson today yea? well didn't know... So i missed it... BUGGA now i gotta revise the whole thing again not knowin any clues... tml gonna meet Nad n Yang to do excel and access thx loads Nad... Crap tml also got tennis... BUSY BUSY days up ahead... oh yea... new song comin up... after hearin bout Thompy's talk about stuff with me... this song will not be about her... will kinda be my first song not about her also.. lol nvm... i might post the song up... MIGHT... we'll see how much i like it... if i think it sucks i won't even post the lyrics..

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Movies anyone?

Today supposed to go gym in the mornin.... I slept at 350+ a.m. last night... So when i woke up at 745... I was freakin nackered... Didn't feel like goin to gym... After a few hesitations... I managed to get my lazy bum out of my bed n to the gym... Turns out Sam and Bern overslept... I sarted gyming at 830 and Thomp later joined me at 9... A few minutes later Miao came also... We did the REST IN PEACE PENISFACE Excercise today... HERE IS A STRATEGY to help all of u ppl who wants to do push ups OR sit ups... When u count... count with ur fingers not ur mind.... ALSO count til two onli... sp u go 1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2 then change the signal of ur hand everytime 1 is over... You will see that u can do much more than be4 now... I did it with Thomp then I told him he did 30 n he was like WTH!!! NO WAY... I COULD BARELY DO 15... Or something like that... We then met Ben be4 we left... at er 10... I was sooo tired... The guys then went to Bern's house to supposedly "wake him up"... In the end Miao and Thomp ALSO joined him to sleep... after that I joined Ben for lunch.. Well more of the other way round... After that we met the othe gang at the Khatib bus stop for a MOVIE MARATHON over at my house... We met at 1... The ppl who went are... Ben Bern Sam Kenny Thomp G Olivia Feng Ling... Miao went home n never wanted to come out again.... First we watched 1/8 of Music and Lyrics then Thomp came n we changed it to Silent Hill... Nice movie... I'd give it a 8.1 but cause of the excessive gore n stuff... 7.8 BUT nice casting of hot women has increased it to 8.0... So do catch it.... After that Thomps had to leave for awhile... We then watched HOT FUZZ... heh heh real funny show... 9.2 There were also gory parts but its not that bad... Ben was like complainin whenever it gets gory... He was like WA LAU EEEE SICK LA... heh heh so funny... Then we continued the Music and Lyrics... i'd give it a 8.4 but cause of AWESOME music i'd give it a 8.8 WHEN I SAY AWESOME MUSIC I DO NOT MEAN 'POP'... Then they all left n stuff... now i'm gonna sleep CYA...

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Friday, September 14, 2007

OMG RESULTS!!!!

PRINCIPLES OF ACCOUNTING D+

MACROECONOMICS C
STATISTICAL THEORY FOR BUSINESS D+
PRINCIPLES OF MARKETING A
EFFECTIVE WRITING SKILLS B
BUSINESS SOFTWARE APPLICATIONS F

Total Grade Points x Module Credits Earned = 48.0
Total Module Credits = 24
GPA = ∑(Grade Point x Module Credit Earned) / ∑(Module Credit)
Hence, your GPA is 48.0/24 = 2
LOL GPA =2 LOL!!!! WHEEE Well results actually suck... ALOT... but the thing is I PASSED STATS!!! OMG!!! ARGH!!! PASSED STATS!!! ALRIGHT!!! YIPPEEEE Faints*
The Business Software Applications is dam predicted so i got nothing to say BUT SMURF THAT BLOODY BIASED TEACHER... Good night guys...

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

UPDATE FOR REAL

Guys Finally blog skin changed... except the About Me part... Everything is fine... So... Happenings of my life now? Mom came back.. Went to sentosa... Had a GAY vid of me taken... Slept at G's house... Had ppl sleepin in my house... BLAH nothing much to say cause all the excitement was gone alrd... Yea... so... Tml goin Gym with bern at 830... I'll cya guys... NIGHT

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Ktv Badminton Tennis Can it get any betta?

Haven't been updatin for awhile... so here it is... Went to Ktv with Bern(Sang but not to the mic), Yen Nee(didn't even say a word through the mic), Olivia, Alene, Alene's friend, Lam... Yea had fun i guess... We shouted SMACK THAT.. haha Ok... here r the pics...

This is the FREE food they gave in the Ktv...

Thats Alene at the left then Olivia n the right i think its Lam... heh heh... Actually I recorded some songs we sang.. but unfortunately i dunno how to upload... so I'll have Miao do it... NEW BLOGSKIN COMIN UP... soon...

Played Badminton the next day with Fl, Olivia, Miao, Ben, Bern, Lam, G... From the left its FL, Miao Ben Then Bern... I think Ben was tryin to fix something... forgot...

Now its Bern, Olivia then G...

This is the Deevolved form of the Lamonkey... This animal might look less fierce... but the truth is.. its actually er... well it IS less fierce... That is all... After Bad Went to tennis on just now... no pics.... but had tons of fun... mom leavin tml... Take Care mom... yea free for a week... WHEEEEE mah jonging tml at bern's... Yea night guys....

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Monday, September 3, 2007

NO SMURFIN WAY

So i woke up this mornin to see miao n G facing each other sleepin ever so closely.. I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY... Well except the fact that my dad brought us out to lunch... At night, Nad told me she can see our faces in the official HEROES website... When I heard it I was like NO SMURFIN WAY!!!! haha but when I was gonna load it... BEIN A GENIUS MY DAD IS... He unplugged the modem cable and slot in the one that operates the dvd... I went upstairs to check things out yea? so I openned the door n he was like "wait wait" then he switched off the T.V. I KNEW HE WAS BLOODY WATCHIN PORN... That sick sick wanker.... Anyway I ignored it n continued to fix the modem... Then he gave me a lame excusein saying that he had to off the T.V. first cause he scared I get eletricuted or something.. OH PLS... I'm not 8... Stupid asshole.. Yea tml Gym then Swim... Lookin forward to it... OH n Thomp Bern Lam.. You wan see us in the heroes website go this link... http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/video/video_display.shtml#mea=150943 Go the one which says Singapore Day 1

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Sleep over..

Nothing mua=ch happened today... Except went to IT show and had the most awesome snack I had.... Thx for the AUNTIE ANNE'S pretzel thingy Nad... Then had dinner with my Mom, Sis, Mom's husband... MET SUHAIMI AND WEIMING... They were workin at Swensons at suntec... Long time no see.... Well here is the picture of the NEWPAPER of us yesterday... Yea also 3 gays r at my house... One whines that he/she is hungry... The other wants ppl to touch him... The other is readin wad I am typin this instant so I won't insult him... YET... I go sleep alrd... tired....YATTA!!!!!! Well you can see at Bern's right have Lam's Neck.. HAHAHAHHA So tall ALSO USELESS.... N Bern looks like a Twin-Headed Boobman... yea gtg cya.. thx for your patronage... (Looks forward to NOT seein me in 8days)

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