This Is The Story Of A Dick

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Does this guy really think he is a dad?!?!?!

Ello guys sry to spoil ur mood but this post ABOUT MY DAD.. will make you go... "OH MY GOSH!!!" ok ok on to the day.. Oh n if you guys dunno I got meself a new phone.. heh heh... its pretty good i guess... its FREE haha... but its Sony Ericsson... so it may take awhile for me to reply your smses... sry... heh heh... ok ok ON TO THE STORY... *zoooommmm* *Flashes of light blind you as you enter into another dimension known as The Matrix* opps sry wrong story... ANYWAY ok ok My mom n dad came back yea? on Sunday night... On mon my mom got me the phone n stuff.. heh heh n the sim card started workin around 8p.m monday... I start to recieve these messages sent to me 3 or 4 days ago lol... Well I finished dinner at 8 yea? then went up stairs to do EXCEL GRRRRR.. I was pissed enough cause its irritatin when i get wrong n all but... it GETS WORST!!! While I was doin my Excel half way I... I.... I finished my Iced Tea... NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! heh heh actually here is the worst part... GUESS WHO START KNOCKIN ON MY DOOR N SAYS... "Dickson, we haven't chat in a long time" THATS RIGHT!!! Old Bloody Gavin Goh Bang Bang Meng Meng... I was thinkin "DUDE WE NEVER TALK!!! stupid ass...." Yea but I didn't say n stuff... I drags my bean bag from my sis's room into mine n made himself comfortable... WTH IS HIS PROB!??!! okok here is how he started talkin... "Have you ever been Sexually Attacked or anything?" WTH!!!! C'mon you guy OR girl at home readin this blog.. COME!!! SAY IT WITH ME... WWWWWHHHHAAATTTTT TTTTHHHEEE HELL!!!!! Of course I replied No but he went on sayin " Well I have, by a Guy somemore.. N he was younger than me" LOL!!! WHAT SICK BASTARD WOULD WANNA DO THAT?!?!!? I can't even look at him without Vomiting in my mouth... Thats not the worst of this whole long long conversation... Well I was doin my Excel while talkin to him at the same time... He went on sayin... "Do you watch Asian or Western Porn" WAD THE FUCK!!!! The whole convo I've been giving him these answers that won't pop up more question as to ATEMPT to shorten his stay in my room... I replied "I don't watch anymore..." then he said "is it cause the bible or something" WTH!!! Was he tryin to unreligiolise me? lol... then i said no... then he asked.. " when did you stop then?" wwwwaaaadddd... this kind of question also wanna ask... Anyway I'm gonna jump around cause I can't remember the sequence n all... So he asked if I liked anyone... If I said no one then it'll be weird so i said "Yea... But i don't know where is she now... Its just a small crush" Then he went on sayin... "OH.. I was just worried that you will inherit my genes..." then i was like huh wad genes... Then he said "cause since i young till now i ALWAYS had women after me... Never in my life I didn't have any woman company..." In my mind i was thinkin... THEY R AFTER YOUR MONEY U STUPID FUCKER!!!! WTH YEA?!?!?! Oh then he asked me how i felt about guys who have mistresses... I went " I won't go for it... Its just wrong" then he said" WAD IF..." Then I go "there is no what if... I will never do such a thing..." Then he go " its like no way you won't have a mistress" then i said " what you mean by that? Everyone has a choice... Its just up to you..." then he keep quite for a pretty loooonnngggg time.. hahhaha WHEEEE I PAWNED MY DAD!!!!! ok ok then he went... Have you heard about this place where prostituition is legeal? The government runs that area... I was like " Is It?" then HE ASKED ME "You wanna go check that place out like look around or anything?" WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!! What kind of Father offers to take his son to prostituition at this age AND STILL CALLS HIMSELF A DAD... WAD THE FUCK... I said no of course... I WAS DAM PISSED... I really really really wanted to punch him... SHIT!!!! If onli he is not my dad... OH FUCK!!! I'll have my laptop SHOVED UP HIS ASS... and make sure he can never shit EVER again!!!! Boody hell... Oh then he also said... have any of my friends had any sex experiences? I said no... then he went on... ohhh at my time around this age almost everyone would have had sex... CCB.. PPL DOIN PROJECT YOU COME TELL ME THIS STUPID OLDEN STORIES ABOUT SEX... Then he went... "When I was around 12... I had a wet dream... Then I thought I was dying so i gave all my stuff to my sisters..." WTH MAN WTH!!!! DO I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW HOW DUMB MY DAD IS!?!??! I ALREADY DO PLS DUN TRY TO CONVINCE ME EVEN MORE... Then he went.... At sec 1 or 2, he had this "hot" maths teacher... n his friend would Wank in the lessons..." WA LAU LEI!!!! I NEED TO KNOW FOR WAD!??!?! then he continued "after he was done he dragged me to the toilet with him n showed me his cement... while wiping it away... then I told my friend HEY you r also sick... then my friend replied me NO THIS IS WHEN WE ARE MEN..." KNN!!! HE SO DUMB SIA!!!! I bet he is the one who did the wankin not his friend... stupid asshole... Oh then after that he asked did you cry when grandpa died? I said no.. then he said y not? i said i wasn't even close to him... then he said I cried... then i was thinkin HAHA SISSY SIA!!!! but i said "oh naturally wad... your his son..." then he said "so when i die will you cry?" then i said maybe... while i was thinkin NO FUCKING WAY!!! I'd attend your funeral with onli 1 motive... to SEE YOUR FUCKING DEAD GETTING BURNT... The conversation goes on with some other Fucked up stuff... when he was done it was like 2 hours... TWO WHOLE FUCKING HOURS... It felt like TWO YEARS TO ME!!!! DAM IT... I really could have killed him in that room... When he left i was like FINALLY!!!! SHESH MAN!!!! ARGH!!!! then i told my sis all these stuff... then she said... you know i found 3 porn cds upstairs... n IT IS GROSS!!! I asked y? she den starts describing how sick it was.. HOW THE HELL DOES ANY GUY GETS TURNED ON BY SEEING A NURSE DIG A MIDGET'S ASS!??!!? OR SEEING A NURSE HAVING SEX WITH A DEAD PERSON!!!! WTH!!!! Is he a gay or necrofile? or is he both?!?!?! shit man... So dam disgusted... ARGH!!! ok ok enough about Bloody Gavin's for the day... Oh that happend on mon night... Now is tue's night n theres something i did that i shall not say now or else it'll ruin some activities YET TO BE PLANNED WITH BERN N THE GANG.. ok ok so i'll tell you guys after the thingy... i guess i really need to sleep now... tml still need to attend this weird ass award seminar with nad.. ok ok cya guys.. take care... make sure you curse my dad at least ten times before you sleep everyday.. ok night...

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