This Is The Story Of A Dick

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Chalet Out Of The Park...

Well as you homosapiens with beating theriodic pumps may know... I had a first MB also known as MK0702 chalet... I'll get back to that later as soon as i show u n narrate the happenings before that... ok ok here it is... ON ONE FINE NIGHT.... camera moves up to show the moon through the window* Also known as the night we celebrated Lam Ne Ne's Birthday... We took some pictures at Safra... So here they are... OH and a new species have been discovered... the photo will be shown to you right now... PLS DO NOT CALL EEPA...

Now there it is the very not majestic and odd looking Lamonkey... Real aggresive when his privates are flicked... SO PLS DO NOT TRY IT... Also like to eat anything EXCEPT for edible substances... He loves havin his arm hairs combed and also loves to bite peoples butts hoping that they would turn into a wermonkey... Do Not Be Scared.. That Will Never Happen... But still prevent from getting bitten he might have Rabis...

Sooo.. here we have Bernard giving Kenny a birthday lick... Usually people does birthday bashes but then again... Bein Bern he has his own unique cultures...

Well here we have Miao giving Kenny a birthday hug... Being a real sick dude and a bisexual... Miao hugs him for more than one reason... *if you know what i mean* OKAY MOVING ON...

Here is the ever beautiful Yi Siang posing while Bern goes around lwanting to lick people... After the lick from Bern AND hug from Miao.. You'd think Kenny will be fine eh? WELL THINK AGAIN.. Here is the picture of Kenny having a series of spasms and a combination of seizures after having an overload of gayness... So NOW WE KNOW.. Kenny is straight... One down lots more to go... WILL INVESTIGATE on my other friends... Actually Kenny might actually have a seizure of joy.. So NOTE TO SELF "Kenny might still be gay, have further investigations"

Well here is Roy... He was kinda tryin to look hot while a creature knowns as a Bernard came up and licked his ear... Poor Roy was a victim too... ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST.....

NOW ON TO THE CHALET... During the chalet we ate bbq stuff and had fun... when we were done... Nad Oriana Yan Rong Ken and I went to watch Evan Allmighty... Had loads of laughs... Real nice show... I'd give it a 9.1... Okay after that it was already kinda late... Then everyone left off and went to the all famous play ground... I'm sure you know wad I'm talkin about.. The one in Pasir ris with the Whirlin Disc Plate Of Doom... Yea stayed there for like an hour... Then it was alrd 5+ can't remember exact time but yea.. Around there.... Then the E.S.B (English Speaking Bastards) decided to go watch the sun rise... What better place than at the edge of Singapore eh? We sat on this rock thingy... There was Elyn, YanRong, Ken, Oriana, Feryani, Nad And Me... The siting position was from left to right... While waitin for the sun rise... We saw Lighting all the way on the other Island... It should be a part of Indonesia... Not sure but I got a nice video of it with a guest star voice appearance... lol... Betta not say who it is or else she'd kill me...

Here is another clip i got... it takes a little longer this one...

After them we kinda didn't see the sun rise cause clouds were blockin it... sadly... So we went off back to the chalet and I slept while the C.S.A (Chinese Speakin Assholes) Ate lunch... Nad and Feryani went to tan some where... ANYWAY we went home and everything was over... I just came back from watchin License To Wed... Starring Robin Williams, Mandy Moore(Real Hot) and this unknown dude... I'd give it a 8.8 cause stiry line has been done before... Okay night guys... Have a good sleep...

Has Carved Into The Sands Of Time At 4:22 AM

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