This Is The Story Of A Dick

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

ANOTHER LAME ASS CONTEST

Hey guys, remember the contest I made? Yea SCREW THAT hahah no mood to write songs alrd... Okay here is another contest... I call it Dicki's LAME TEST, TO SEE IF YOU ARE LAME ENOUGH TO GET ALL THE ANS CORRECT WITHOUT GETTING ANY WRONGS...
(Short title ain't it?) Bern pls dun tag your answers... U r the onli 1 lame enough to get all correct, so dun expose the ans yea? The rest of ya can just type ur ans in the tagboard if ya know... Ans will b posted at 20th of this month... MUAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA coff coff* chokes on saliva* AHEM... sry bout that... As I was sayin.... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......(echoes away into oblivion)
Okay the prizes? The person who can get high enough... YOU WILL B KNIGHTED SIR/MISS LAME... And for kenny? I'll just add an E at the end of his sirname.... FAIR ENOUGH!??!?! Okay then.... There are gonna B 15 ques... If ya score...
3 and below... Well at least you have two perfectly fine legs (Ah Thank You... *Talks like Austin Powers*)
4 to 10... Averagely lame, still can walk but would be slightly limping if 4 to 5... For 6 to 8, you're gonna need cruthes... For 9 to 10, get a nice wheel chair so I can take it for a spin also...
11 to 13... Woah DUDE or DUDEDETTE WHERE ARE UR LEGS MAN!!!!!
14 to 15... There is onli two possibilities right now... Its either you are A Genius or....... YOUR NAME IS BERN with or without the R both is actually possible...
Now... PRIZES!!!!! Since SOMEONE I dunno who *points at Bern* complained bout my lousy prizes for the first contest haha... I SHALL IMPROVE IT!!!!
3rd prize... A drink... I treat... ANY DRINK AT ANYWHERE
2nd prize... A Meal... My Treat... ANYTHING YOU DESIRE FROM SHARKSFIN SOUP TO A $300 Sushi restraunt
1st prize... You shall get a CAR... Any kind of car from Convertibles To Monster Trucks (NOT A TOY CAR!!! SEROUSLY A REAL DRIVABLE CAR) You can even get a TRANSFORMER CAR or BATMOBILE... ANY CAR YOUR HEART DESIRES....
All prizes must be redeemed before 5th of June 2007. Prizes does not come with a warrant. Neither is it refundable... All food objects shall be given ot you on the spot (batteries not included). This is a copyrighted brand (Dicki And Co.)
Alright then, here are the questions...
1) Who the hell is this person(translate to chinese)? [Didn't Bend] [Bill/Check] [] Means 1 word
2) The ques is same as the first... [Carry/Move] [Sweat] [Bucket]
3) Why would Micheal Jackson and Akon sing a duet?
4) What does (Donkey with crutches) mean?
5) Which Anime did Micheal Jackson create?
6) Who is the most stingy artist (as in singer, can be a band also)?
7) Which artist (as in singer, can be a band also) has the name of a Black Chinese?
8) Now that he is famous his name is Rain but what was his NAME IN THE PAST?
9) There are onli two kinds of people who have REAL reasons to wear caps, who are they?
10) If girl toilet got HANTU (means ghost), boy toilet got HANTRI, Facualty toilet got wad?
11) In our midst there is a Buffy The Studyfreak Slayer... Who is this guy? (Hint: He would kill them by setting them a blaze)
12) If there is a 'I Gallop" and a "U papa" Who invented the massaging pants?
13) When people er "Do It" how many limbs are there?
14) Er this one I got from Bern i think... If chinese walk, Malay jog, what does Blangas do?
15) Why do I suspect Hitler can sing as high as Mika or Micheal Jackson?
Thats it.... GOOD LUCK...
Tag ur ans together with ur ques numbers...

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